Title: Drabble: Harry Potter And The Power Of Don't-Give-A-Fuck.
Author:
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lannamichaelsFandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: G
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: "I forfeit," said Harry Potter.
( Drabble! )
Title: Drabble: Harry Potter And The Power Of Don't-Give-A-Fuck.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: G
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: "I forfeit," said Harry Potter.
( Drabble! )
Title: Drabble: Ned Stark's Firstborn.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: A Song Of Ice & Fire/Game Of Thrones
Rating: G
A/N: As threatened, the one where Jon Snow is Ned Stark's bastard.
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: Her name was Jeyne Ley.
( Drabble! )
"To Gather Paradise." (Vorkosigan Saga) R
Apr. 27th, 2026 03:34 pmTitle: To Gather Paradise.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Series: Part 3 of I Dwell In Possibility
Pairing: Piotr Vorkosigan/Gregor Vorbarra, Piotr Vorkosigan/Ezar Vorbarra
Rating: R
A/N: When I wrote I Dwell In Possibility, I tried really really hard to make it Gregor/Piotr. And so I have kept at this fic since 2018, on and off, trying to make it work, so that I could announce BINGO on the fifth Vorbarra who I've had fuck Piotr. I am so proud of this bingo, I cannot even describe. The title is from I Dwell In Possibility (Poem 657) by Emily Dickinson.
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: In a world filled with Cetagandans, Piotr supposes he can't allow himself to be perturbed by a time traveler.
( Look I once saw someone write Vorkosigan/Vorbarra and I said that's not a pairing that's a challenge )
Title: DVD Commentary: I Was Out Here Listening All The Time.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Series: Part 12 of Are You Out There, Can You Hear This?
Rating: G
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: The chronicles of the Komarran forum fic.
( Author commentary! )
Title: The People You Meet Along The Way.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: The Parent Trap (1998)
Rating: G
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: Twelve years later, they meet at an airport.
( Meredith is so fun to write )
"Lumos." (Harry Potter) G
Feb. 23rd, 2026 03:43 pmTitle: Lumos.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Series: Part 1 of Leontes Granger
Pairing: Hermione Granger/Neville Longbottom
Rating: G
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: Leontes Granger is sorted into Gryffindor. A boy!Hermione fic.
( Unexpected longfic! )
"Caryatid." (Wake Up Dead Man) G
Jan. 12th, 2026 03:43 pmTitle: Caryatid.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Wake Up Dead Man (2025)
Series: Part 2 of Pillar Of The Community
Rating: G
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: "How did you know?" Jud asks Blanc.
( Coda )
Title: Pillar Of The Community.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Wake Up Dead Man (2025)
Series: Part 1 of Pillar Of The Community
Rating: G
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: Martha Grace Wicks, from her first murder to her last.
( Flashfic! )
Title: The Deere Files Podcast Presents: The Heirs Of Samuel Westing.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: The Westing Game
Rating: G
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: What do a Supreme Court Justice, the chairwoman of the board of the largest employer in Wisconsin, a two-time Olympic gold medalist, the inventor of Hoo's Little Foot-Eze innersoles, and a dead union organizer who didn't exist have in common?
( There was no such person as Barney Northrup )
Title: The Tadfield Satanic Nones.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
Rating: G
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: Apart from the name, Warlock Dowling was an unlikely rock star.
( the best ever death metal band out of denton will in time both outpace and outlive you (hail satan!) )
Title: Teach Us Something, Please.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: G
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: Merope Riddle is a disquieting little girl.
( In which Tom Riddle is a girl )
Title: I Transmigrated Into Cordelia Naismith!
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Rating: G
A/N: I love reading fics about an OC transmigrating and fixing everything. I've wanted to write one of my own and here it is. For those seeing this plot for the first time: the narrator is an OC who has transmigrated into the character of Cordelia Naismith. There is no other Cordelia Naismith running around, it's just her.
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: What was I supposed to do? Not fix everything?
( So this was fun. )
Title: Drabble: Anti-Brooklynians.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Captain America
Rating: G
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: Aliens wrote Shakespeare, the Earl of Oxford built the pyramids, and Steve Rogers was never Captain America.
( I started this in 2019 and then ignored it every time I saw it instead of getting it to fit wordcount )
Title: And Though The Static Walls Surround Me.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Series: Part 11 of Are You Out There, Can You Hear This?
Rating: G
A/N: The title is from Are You Out There by Dar Williams.
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: Miles is hanging out with mercenaries. Gregor has a headache and would rather be listening to the radio. Or: Warrior's Apprentice in radioverse.
( Let's do the time skip again! )
Title: And If You're Under Him, You Ain't Getting Over Him.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Pairing: Ges Vorrutyer/Aral Vorkosigan, Ges Vorrutyer/Serg Vorbarra
Rating: R
A/N: The title is from New Rules, sung by Dua Lipa, written by Caroline Ailin, Emily Warren, and Ian Kirkpatrick.
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: Ges Vorrutyer has ex-boyfriend problems.
( This has languished in Scrivener since 2019... )
Title: Thread Title: GB (again) (again) (again) (again)
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Series: Part 10 of Are You Out There, Can You Hear This?
Rating: G
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: We have a problem.
( The problem of Greg Bleakman )
Title: The Dendarii Vorbarras.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Rating: G
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: The first thing Serg's boy says to me is, "hello, Grandmother".
( Still trying to give Gregor a support system )
"Await Your Owl." (Harry Potter) G
Mar. 19th, 2025 10:34 amTitle: Await Your Owl.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: G
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: Dudley Dursley goes to Smeltings.
( The one where I accidentally re-invented kiruv )
Title: Baby Kent Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Ted Lasso
Pairings: Roy Kent/Keeley Jones, Roy Kent/Keeley Jones/Jamie Tartt
Rating: G
A/N: I wrote 99% of this before S3, which I still have not watched. This has languished in my "started in 2021" scrivener folder since then, in lack of an ending. So here it is, with an ending. The title is, with my apologies, from Baby Shark.
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: No matter how much you plan, they always warn you, you don't know what retirement is going to be like. Roy didn't expect to get knocked up.
( Yes this started as spite fic )
Drabble: "One Angry Man." (12 Angry Men) G
Feb. 9th, 2025 09:58 amTitle: Drabble: One Angry Man.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: 12 Angry Men
Rating: G
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: You keep closing your eyes and seeing it.
( Drabble )
Title: Five Things That Happen After Finn And Ezra's Bar Mitzvah Time Loop.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Finn and Ezra's Bar Mitzvah Time Loop - Joshua S. Levy
Pairing: Finn Einstein/Ezra Rosen
Rating: G
A/N: I could find names for all the parents except Finn's mom, so I named her Kathryn. There is a glossary at the end.
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: "Most of the time, when boys are friends, they're friends," Hodaya says. "But sometimes when boys are friends, ten years later we have to negotiate whose family they spend holidays with. You know what I mean?"
( Let's (not) do the time loop again! )
Drabble: A Dog's Life. (Harry Potter) G
Dec. 12th, 2024 02:04 pmTitle: Drabble: A Dog's Life.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: G
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: Worst kept secret in Azkaban.
( Drabble! )
Title: Double Drabble: How Do I Fulfill My Obligation Of Zecher Alice's Restaurant On Thanksgiving, Zman Turkeytainu?
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Alice's Restaurant - Arlo Guthrie
Rating: G
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: You can be yotzei Alice's Restaurant from alos hashachar until shkiyah.
( Glossary at the end )
"Make Lemonade." (Harry Potter) G
Nov. 17th, 2024 10:21 amTitle: Make Lemonade.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: G
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: Hogwarts isn't for everyone.
( It's not that great a school, let's be honest )
Title: Double Drabble: The Practical Uses For Divination.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: G
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: Let's make some money.
( Drabble! )
Title: Drabble: Hermione vs. Continuity.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: G
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: "A parchment that writes back to you?"
( Drabble! )
"Gematriablocks!" (Numberblocks) G
Sep. 30th, 2024 03:32 pmTitle: Gematriablocks!
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Numberblocks
Rating: G
A/N: Shana tova, y'all.
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: You can count with us, we're Gematriablocks!
( There are no Tishrei jokes in the Tishrei fic. I couldn't manage it this year. )
"The Spite Rebound Polka." (IWTV) G
Aug. 18th, 2024 10:18 amTitle: The Spite Rebound Polka.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Interview with the Vampire
Pairing: Armand/Daniel Molloy
Rating: G
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: The thing is, he gets it. He really does. What better way to stick it to Louis than by Armand breaking his maker virginity on some nobody reporter they were planning on murdering anyway?
( I got it from Agnes )
Title: You Have Joined #LestatAndSayWeDid
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Vampire Chronicles Series, Interview with the Vampire
Rating: G
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: DANIEL MOLLOY DID WHAT?
( This was inevitable )
Title: When All You Have Is A Hammer, Use It.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: G
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: If Dudley can make his parents do something nice for Harry, he can do anything.
( In which Dudley learns about manipulation )
Title: Re: Re: Must We? We Must.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Series: Part 9 of Are You Out There, Can You Hear This?
Rating: G
A/N: Operation... give everyone hobbies? Except these are canonical.
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: I don't know if this helps or hurts the current conspiracy theory, but Piotr Vorkosigan was involved in something similar.
( Which is horses, naturally )
Title: I Wish There Was A Treaty Between Your Love And Mine.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Pairing: Ivan Vorpatril/Gregor Vorbarra
Rating: G
A/N: The title is from Treaty by Leonard Cohen.
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: Ivan Vorpatril would have liked a marriage proposal that was better than "a treaty says we have to do it".
( From the files of: started years ago, shelved it, realized it was mostly done, checked for typos and posted it. Or: their ancestors made them do it )
Title: Shipping Out To Sergyar; Cahoots Magazine, BE-4-5789
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Series: Part 8 of Are You Out There, Can You Hear This?
Rating: G
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: For the Barrayaran Empire, hard rock is soft power.
( Alternate numbering for the title: 867-5309 )
"Struck." (Harry Potter) G
Feb. 25th, 2024 11:21 amTitle: Struck.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Series: Striking
Rating: G
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: Rupert Alice Dursley-Spencer vs. The World.
( In which I take certain things in canon seriously which are not meant to be taken seriously because it's still within the first three books )
Title: You Never Know Who Understands.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Series: Part 7 of Are You Out There, Can You Hear This?
Pairings: Gregor Vorbarra/Duv Galeni, Gregor Vorbarra/Ekaterin Vorvayne
Rating: G
A/N: The title is from Are You Out There by Dar Williams. This was inspired by
nnozomi prompting more radioverse, including someone else who listens to Komarran radio.Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: Ekaterin was also listening all the time.
( You never know who's still awake/you never know who understands/and are you out there )
Title: [Jacktaliens List] Re: Re: Re: We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties With The Jacktalien Spaceship, Please Stand By
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Superstition - Superstition_hockey
Pairing: Luc Chantal/Oliver Jackson
Rating: G
Recipient:
A/N: This follows Until the Whistle by Superstition_hockey.
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Yuletide Reveal Post: 2023 Yuletide Reveal Post
Summary: Digest of the Jacktaliens mailing list for Tuesday, June 20, 2028.
( This was not a very anonymous fic )
"Emperor Ex Machina." (Vorkosigan Saga) G
Dec. 24th, 2023 11:19 amTitle: Emperor Ex Machina.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Rating: G
A/N: This was inspired by a tumblr post originated by psqqa and contributed to by umamidjezhda, who reblogged the original tags.
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: Gregor Vorbarra lurks on group chats.
( This was inevitable. )
Two drabbles
Nov. 17th, 2023 10:08 amDrabble: A Three Hour Tour (A Three Hour Tour) (100 words) by Lanna Michaels
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Torchwood, Doctor Who (2005)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Ianto Jones, Eleventh Doctor
Additional Tags: Drabble, Comment Fic
Summary:
Prompt from james: Ianto Jones, traveling with the Doctor for what was supposed to be a "short jaunt."
Drabble: The Sex Pollen Of Hunsford Parsonage. (100 words) by Lanna Michaels
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Elizabeth Bennet & William Collins
Characters: Elizabeth Bennet, William Collins (Pride and Prejudice)
Additional Tags: Drabble, Sex Pollen
Summary:
Elizabeth Bennet encounters sex pollen in Kent.
Title: Reb Chizkiyahu Ironcrust's Guide To Cross-Cultural Relations.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
Series: The Halacha Of Ankh-Morpork
Rating: G
A/N: Shana tova, y'all. Previous ones are too long and cumbersome to list individually anymore, here's the Dreamwidth tag and now there's also subcollections. Glossary is below the fic.
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: A helpful explainer for the dwarfs of Ankh-Morpork from Reb Chizkiyahu Ironcrust.
( Also includes revised guidance on kapparos! )
"Liegelord Aftermath." (Vorkosigan Saga) G
Sep. 3rd, 2023 04:11 pmTitle: Liegelord Aftermath.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Series: Part 17 of Liegelord
Rating: G
A/N: Cast list and timeline.
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: Tying up the loose ends.
( THE END )
"Setting Fashion." (Vorkosigan Saga) G
Sep. 3rd, 2023 04:01 pmTitle: Setting Fashion.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Series: Part 16 of Liegelord
Rating: G
A/N: Cast list and timeline.
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: It starts when Anna tears one of Julia's dresses.
( Liegelord )
"Vor Enough." (Vorkosigan Saga) G
Sep. 3rd, 2023 03:55 pmTitle: Vor Enough.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Series: Part 15 of Liegelord
Rating: G
A/N: Deals in part with an assassination attempt that results in pregnancy-related problems and emotions involving that. Cast list and timeline.
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: Helen Vorkalloner wasn't the kind of girl who married the Crown Prince.
( Liegelord )
"Prince Ivan." (Vorkosigan Saga) G
Sep. 3rd, 2023 03:48 pmTitle: Prince Ivan.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Series: Part 14 of Liegelord
Rating: G
A/N: Cast list and timeline.
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: What are you going to do when your brother tears you to pieces?
( Liegelord )
Title: A Vorkosigan Amidst The Vorbarras.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Series: Part 13 of Liegelord
Rating: G
A/N: Cast list and timeline.
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: No Vorkosigan would be married to a Vorbarra without her vorfemme knife.
( Liegelord )
"Princess Isabelle." (Vorkosigan Saga) G
Sep. 3rd, 2023 03:33 pmTitle: Princess Isabelle.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Series: Part 12 of Liegelord
Rating: G
A/N: Cast list and timeline.
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: The story of Isabelle Vorbarra.
( Liegelord )
"Prince Aral." (Vorkosigan Saga) G
Sep. 3rd, 2023 03:26 pmTitle: Prince Aral.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Series: Part 11 of Liegelord
Rating: G
A/N: Cast list and timeline.
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: Aral was always ambitious, but he wasn't going to do anything about it.
( Liegelord )
"The Second Son." (Vorkosigan Saga) G
Sep. 3rd, 2023 03:18 pmTitle: The Second Son.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Series: Part 10 of Liegelord
Rating: G
A/N: Content warning: a minor character gets an off-screen unspecified injury and is no longer able to have children. Cast list and timeline.
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: For Prince Richard Vorbarra, the choice has always been clear.
( Liegelord )
"Untrammeled." (Vorkosigan Saga) G
Sep. 3rd, 2023 03:11 pmTitle: Untrammeled.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Series: Part 9 of Liegelord
Rating: G
A/N: Cast list and timeline.
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: It's never good when Aral uses his override with Padma's secretary.
( Liegelord )
"Princess Galina." (Vorkosigan Saga) G
Sep. 3rd, 2023 03:05 pmTitle: Princess Galina.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Series: Part 8 of Liegelord
Rating: G
A/N: Cast list and timeline.
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: The story of Galina Vorbarra.
( Liegelord )
"Princess Tamar." (Vorkosigan Saga) G
Sep. 3rd, 2023 02:59 pmTitle: Princess Tamar.
Author:
lannamichaelsFandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Series: Part 7 of Liegelord
Rating: G
A/N: Cast list and timeline.
Archives: Archive Of Our Own, SquidgeWorld
Summary: The story of Tamar Vorbarra.
( Liegelord )
