duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we’re enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them… and you KNOW we’re interpreting our delight as moral righteousness… Yeah it’s fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

he’s just too Awesome

The humble bowling pin

one thing abt me is that I can’t recognize veneers and I can’t tell when someone’s hair is a wig and I can’t clock fake accents even when they’re done pretty badly and I’m also bad with faces. all that to say I would be insanely vulnerable to hijinks/capers

My name is San Francisco California and I would like to present yooooouuu with an offer for a studio apartment with no stove and SHARED BATHROOMS for only $1500 a month

I’m so glad sleep exists. What a bizarre and vulnerable aspect of being alive

Man it sucks bad to have full time employment

I feel like every time you get worried abt whatever the current horrid right wing moral panic is, and you begin to feel that the world is worse than it’s ever been and people are uniquely cruel and stupid these days, you just gotta remember the satanic panic. perhaps reread some Wikipedia pages abt the satanic panic. And recall that conservative suburbanites have actually always been dumb as fuck and also phenomenally evil