♥ all the madness of devotion ♥

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

Him: you better not be a sultry coquettish alcoholic deadbeat father when I get there

Me:

I’m not saying phases of the menstrual cycle aren’t real but I am saying their effects have been exaggerated by social media influencers with no medical backgrounds to the point of reinventing Female Hysteria. And all this for the purpose of selling “workout plans” and specialized elixirs and seeds and serums via Amazon storefront.

clicking not interested on something used to mean they stopped showing it to you

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

hannibal is SO funny it's two men who are so horny for each other they can barely breathe saying things like "i want to see the majesty of your becoming" as if they have magic powers but they're literally just stabbing people...... anyone could do that kings

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

a ton of alternative music or styles wouldn’t exist without black people btw

we grinding up doll girls and utilizing the resulting powder for to make ceramic tile for bathrooms + kitchens

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

editing is so funny because it's like "damn, i wrote 'before' two times within three paragraphs. they are going to stone me in the town square for this"

This is a theater stage for a play

no thats a boss battle

This is the Bregenzer Festspiele opera house, and it’s worth noting that this is not a one-off. Every single one of their productions looks like a boss battle and/or smash bros stage

you have to keep blogging. there are lesbians who like your posts

there are lesbians who like my posts

trying to turn fandom friendships into real friendships will have you saying some bullshit like brilliant character analysis!! were you loved as a child