i hope mormons have a huge schism that culminates in a civil war in utah and nobody survives and all the crumbl cookies close and all the dirty sodas go off the menus and music gets a little less annoying for a minute

vent art about the cicadas behind my apartment

people who can do lineart never cease to amaze me. that's a shapes and you made it a lines. incredible

like 2 months ago i saw a single lobster in the grocery store tank that'd somehow lost a rubber band and every other lobster was huddled in the opposite corner of the tank in a big lobster pile (presumably because the freed lobster was an asshole about having a free claw) like. im done with crab in a bucket mentality. You're not even trying to pull everyone else down to get out and climb up yourself, you're just being a dick. Unshackled lobster in a tank mentality

do not gaf about the halftime show EXCEPT. except for the muppets playing seven nation army accompanied by a bunch of violins

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

can i be real for one second are we not all cultivating vastly intricate filtered content lists. is that just me. i see little to nothing that bothers me. i block anything that could potentially bother me. i am blocking niche tags from 3 fandoms ago for my own peace of mind. i have the name ‘bruce’ filtered

i like that the maned wolf and the bush dog are each other's closest living relatives. they're like cartoon henchmen