Meet me in the pit behind Denny’s

lowkey i am anguished

Goes to the store in a nosferatoid manner

the only thing stronger than the gastric distress i get from eating cherries is my love for eating cherries

what

thank you. im once again reminded why i love tumblr because where else could i get content like this

this has been plaguing my mind for days

It’s so funny how like. Spock is queer bc of the subtext, the Otherness inextricable from his character, meanwhile William Shatner was handed the straightest man of all time on paper and fumbled the bag bc he couldn’t stop giving Leonard Nimoy fuck-me eyes and now he lives in a bi Kirk hell of his own devising, forever enduring the conshatquences of his shactions

It's amazing how I read a Shakespeare play and I'm like sure I guess this is kinda clever but then I see one performed by a cast who really get it and ohhhh fuck. Holy fucking fuck. Yeah ok this really is That Good. I see why Shakespeare is such a big deal even today. Fuck.

theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?

lovers lost in a forest

affirmations when opening a stuck jar:

I'd just like to call attention to the best photo ever posted on inaturalist

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

It’s always something with me

full screen, no description or any words on the ad whatsoever.

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

"Lighteater" Weird creatures/angels saga continues. I created several pieces of these in last 4-5 month. Now it is time to make it everyone else's problem >:) Made with acrylic markers + color pencils + some Photoshop edits to make the scan resemble the original :')

when they say “you’re hot” but kafka said “you’re the knife I turn inside myself” like do better

no one has ever wanted to hear that, just a load of stupid shit

loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s