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On my humor blog it's been a week with a lot of comic strip news. Some of it generic (plot recaps for a story strip), some of it silly (more of my weird Beetle Bailey animal fixation), and one of it serious (a comic strip I like is on hiatus). Here's what I'm talking about at least:


And now I'm going to close out the Silver Bells post-parade stuff and just look, there's some surprise bonus material here!

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More of the pretty good illuminations: here, a polar bear eats the state capital.


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Wishes for the happy holidays fall apart under the drones having to come back home.


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But that's all right because now it's time for fireworks!


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There we go, in what is definitely a picture from the 2025 Silver Bells and not every other fireworks show around the capitol dome ever!


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I've learned slowly that pictures of illuminated smoke are more interesting than the explosions.


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Most of the time.


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Fireworks over, we went back into City Hall for the bathroom break and to warm up and got a snap of the dedication plaque. There's a bunch of names here that you see on stuff to this day.


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Here's [profile] bunny_hugger missing badly at photographing City Hall's tree! (She was photographing a display of things from Lansing's sister cities.)


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The lobby of City Hall, plus a peek at what's up the stairs hidden by the partition wall there.


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Warmed up, we went back out for some up-close pictures of the tree now that the crowds were subsided.


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And what did we find but a bunny! Not the Eastern cottontail I imagined when [profile] bunny_hugger first told me she saw a rabbit, but rather a domestic angora.


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I know this looks like an angy cloud but apparently the rabbit is actually extremely mellow, which is the only thing that makes it remotely sane to bring to big public events with fireworks like this.


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Apparently, angoras get really used to being handled and being around people since they need their hair brushed about 28 hours each day.


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[profile] bunny_hugger has since seen the rabbit at another event --- I think a 5K walk/run --- but it still seems bold, at minimum, to me to take a rabbit out like this.


Trivia: Rumors of Zachary Taylor's illness were heard between the 4th of July, 1850 --- when he contracted ``cholera morbus'', attributed to the iced drinks and fruit he had during lengthy ceremonies in the hot sun --- and the 8th of July when it was finally officially announced that he was unwell. He died about 10:30 pm the 9th of July. Source: From Failing Hands: The Story of Presidential Succession, John D Feerick.

Currently Reading: Animation by Filmation, Michael Swanigan and Darren McNeil.

On my humor blog we've got a new old MiSTing, some nonsense, some Popeye, and a slow day for humorous thoughts saved by GoComics breaking stuff. Here's what you've missed:


And now some more pictures of walking the Nite Lites track:

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Ah, the beauty of bringing a cut neon tree back to the North Pole.


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This started a sequence of alphabet blocks; they're all there, trust me.


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I think this Bear In A Helicopter is also used in the free, drive-up section where it's attached to a sponsor's logo.


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There's a couple of lights that are just fairy tales which is why we have this cartoon wolf who looks like he's from someone's second-best picture on SCFA for August 1997.


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And there's some of the children whose old lady lives in the shoe.


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Jack and Jill, I imagine. Note there's a real bucket near the illuminated bucket, like it was part of that magic sideshow in The Last Unicorn.


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And of course what would Christmas lights be without dinosaurs? ... I feel like this pterodactyl might be from something, like Land Before Time or We're Back or something, but I don't know.


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And a holiday sea serpent! The tail wags.


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If you think this is all the boats at Nite Lites you're mistaken, I don't know why you would think that. Anyway, Santa Crocodile.


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That's right, Nite Lites has a Noah's Ark! And, far as I could find, all the animals on display did have a second one too.


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Here's raccoons, squirrels, and the other frog and giraffe to pair the ones in the previous image.


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And a couple rhinos too. I do appreciate these aren't all in the same pose, either.


Trivia: In its seventeen minutes of photographing the final approach to the moon Ranger 7 took and transmitted 4,316 images. Source: Across the Airless Wilds: The Lunar Rovers and the Triumph of the Final Moon Landings, Earl Swift.

Currently Reading: Vector: A Surprising Story of Space, Time, and Mathematical Transformation, Robyn Arianrhod.

My humor blog this week brings us a lot of comic strip stuff! Much of it is plot recaps of Popeye but there's also some nonsense about Beetle Bailey and B.C. so enjoy that.


Next thing on the photo roll is the trip we made with MWS down to Cedar Point for their closing day last season. We thought this would be a pretty good riding day and maybe give him the chance to ride his 100th and 101st roller coasters and turns out the park was packed, rides were slow, and he had to go back to the car and rest a while, so the day ended up disappointing, and we promised we'd have a better trip this year.

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Cedar Point's welcome sign up front of the Midway Carousel, which I think I only shared photographs of from the back side before.


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You know the season's gone on too long when the pumpkin pig statue has fallen over.


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Tall skeleton walker pointing to one of the kids near the Bonewalk.


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Here's what one of them --- there were several working the crowd --- look like with their handler acting all casually on the left side there.


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I suppose this was a pretty boring park map anyway. (I assume they were swapping out the Halloween map for the Regular Season map but it seems like they had like five months more to do that in.)


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SkyHawk and the building that used to be the far end of the Frontier Trail sky ride, but in a really good afternoon light.


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We took the (full-size) train to get back to the front of the park, and I got a picture of this antique carriage just because, you know, who knows when it'll be gone?


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As long as I'm photographing boring stuff in the park that might suddenly disappear? How about the Perey-brand turnstile counting the riders?


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Ride operator giving warning abut what not to do on the train (mess around).


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There's bunches of scenes of comic mayhem starring skeletons in a vaguely old west town that's not part of the Halloweekends decoration, at least not anymore; they're there year-round.


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Moment of afternoon sun behind the Mine Ride roller coaster and the lake it runs over.


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And a picture-postcard-ready photograph of the Mine Ride over the water. The smoke is from the train carrying us.


Trivia: The expression ``mail-order'' is first recorded in English in 1867. Source: The Grand Emporiums: The Illustrated History of America's Great Department Stores, Robert Hendrickson. Etymology Online gives 1875, by the way, but since Hendrickson doesn't say what his citation is I suppose it's impossible for the truth to ever be known. Hendrickson offers the speculation that ordering of specific goods by mail during the Civil War left United States customers ready to think of buying stuff generally by mail and setting them up for department-store catalogues the rest of the century.

Currently Reading: Natural History Magazine, May 2026, Editor Erin Espelie.

This week my humor blog's made that transition from one ancient MiSTing to another, explored a curious lot of doughnut days, and had like three times the story comic plot recaps of usual. Here's what you missed:


If you guessed that after going to the Merry-Go-Round Museum we'd return to Cedar Point for the rest of Halloweekends Saturday why yes, you'e definitely picked up on a very well-established pattern here! Thanks!

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Steampunkified swan boat, formerly a decoration along the Frontier Trail when they were doing the steampunk-themed walkthrough. Now it's part of the Kiddie Kingdom decor.


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Nice light coming in from near the building where Helen Keller gave the speech that inspired the Lions Club to support blind people.


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Just a park building? Yes, but one we noticed on a walkway that we really never paid much attention to before. It's out of the way and doesn't lead you anywhere that bigger paths don't, which is why nobody uses it.


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But they decorated it for the Halloweekends, such as with this faux-mausoleum.


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This is the pathway and yeah, it's just a surprisingly quiet part of the park.


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The path even takes time to commemorate a couple of trees.


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Here's what ValRavn looks like from that little trail.


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And here I emerge from the shade and point the camera that much farther up.


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Next, I went and got on the Sky Ride. Here's the queue beneath me.


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Almost ready to go Von Rolling!


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I started from the far end of the ride, near Corkscrew's turnaround.


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Looking from the launch platform off in the direction of Siren's Curse.


Trivia: In the late 17th century China allocated fifteen acres in Canton for the trading outposts of all outside powers, who had to share the small space. The traders also were allowed to stay only six months of the year, departing to Macao for the other half of the year, to avoid suggesting that the foreign powers had any rights to the land they used. Source: Tea: Addiction, Exploitation, and Empire, Roy Moxham. Also among the trading nations there was Denmark which, right? You never hear of Denmark sending merchants anywhere.

Currently Reading: Ad Astra, First Quarter 2026, Editor Rod Pyle. Special edition about the Artemis II mission.

Over on my humor blog we've reached the end of another MiSTing and who knows what I'll dig out to share next. Also in miscellaneous other stuff I ramble about hair dryers and doughnut celebrations. Just look if you don't believe me:


We'll spend today with more of the Merry-Go-Round Museum because there is so much to look at even if you've seen some of it before. A lot of it you have not.

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Skeleton just hanging out in one of the chariots. It's looking backwards, it doesn't have the head of a horse.


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The inner side of one of the horses --- I think this is one of the horses they built as a duplicate of one they raffled off --- with the light glowing behind.


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And here's the inner side of the rabbit that, alas, is too small for [personal profile] bunnyhugger to ever ride.


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Back to the video panel explainers. An advantage of the rotating screen is that they can show more information about each item and, for example, identify that the British centaur is that of Second Boer War general Joseph Maria Gordon. I do not know why the scare quotes around U.K. in identifying the carver. He was promoted to Major General only after the war; during the conflict he was made a centaur for he was chief staff officer for Overseas Colonial Forces.


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Here's General Gordon leading an ostrich.


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And here's an old figure that hasn't been restored, or at least not restored in decades.


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Now, in front of the M C Illions scenic panel was this array of horses from, turns out, Dorney Park!


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Here the panels were very helpful as they rotated through several pieces of the 1901 carousel's history, which Dorney Park used as a special-events carousel until a couple years before the fire that destroyed their 1930s carousel.


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The carousel was painted red-white-and-blue for the Bicentennial, a choice which seems hard to make stylish but there you go. I assume the current paint is a reproduction of whatever the pre-bicentennial look was.


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The 1901 Dentzel sea horse; look at all that gold fringe there.


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And the lion's also from the 1901 Dentzel, I believe. The camel, who can say?


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Slightly more up-close picture of the sea horse so you can use it to make your own carousel postage stamp.


Trivia: Gemini 4 carried about seven thousand square inches of AMERCO sponge cloth lining installed along bulkheads, sidewalls, the floor, hatches, console sides, and stowage boxes, with the hope that the material would absorb excess moisture inside the spacecraft, despite some fear that the heat of reentry might make absorbed water boil. It did work, although there was evidence of steam on reentry, not enough to require redesigning the 'wallpaper'. Source: Gemini 4: An Astronaut Steps Into The Void, David J Shayler.

Currently Reading: The Notebook: A History of Thinking on Paper, Roland Allen.

It's Thursday or Friday depending on just which time zone you're looking at this and exactly when I set visibility public so please look over my last week's work on the humor blog:


And with that looked at --- thank you --- please enjoy the next thing on my photo roll which is indeed amusement park trips! To wit, Cedar Point and Halloweekends. We got there for Thursday, the new partial day with only a few rides open, to see this:

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OK, I know this looks like everything is closed but I swear, there were rides that were totally open! Like, uhm ...


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Oh yeah, Top Thrill 2! Which I believe we rode for the first time this visit; that September trip was when we got on Siren's Curse for the first time.


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The park continues to decorate flower beds with pumpkins for the season and they're mostly not in horrible shape even after two months out here.


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There's even patterns. This owl represents a figure on a big haunted light fixture the park has had forever or at least since I first saw a Halloweekends.


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Demon throwing off heavy metal horns here, over near where they have the heavy metal clowns playing. It's near Gemini.


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Just a nice peaceful moment at the railroad tracks. The skeletons in the house in the center there are part of the regular train ride and not a specific Halloweekends thing.


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Wait a minute, Maverick with a zero minute wait? Regular and line-cutting lines? Even the gate operator seems upset that the queue sign is telling such a transparent lie.


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And a-ha! It was not a zero-minute wait as you see from here where we joined the line, which was like five minutes from actually riding. This is as short a line as Maverick ever gets so we enjoyed quite short waits for two marquee rides here. Steel Vengeance is in the far background.


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Night already? Huh. Yeah, night already. The big illuminated structure there is Cedar Downs, the racing carousel, which looks almost like a light fountain with this exposure.


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On Raptor we saw a weird ribbon of water creating an awkward puddle in the queue. I believe [profile] bunny_hugger had the guess about what this was and why which proved correct. To test the ride out the park has a bunch of plastic mannequin shells which they fill with water to get to approximately human weight, and as they didn't need that anymore they'd emptied the test figures, and some of the water was pouring out. (If they left the water in the dummies it'd freeze overnight and break the shells.)


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Siren's Curse by night, with a train just dropped down the vertical track and making a nice long warp trail.


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And here's another train posed at the edge of the lift hill, ready.


Trivia: Radioactive glow-in-the-dark paint dye for watches and clocks was typically made by a mixture of radium bromide and zinc sulfide, the zinc sulfide glowing from the alpha particles the radium bromide emitted. Source: Nature's Building Blocks: An A-Z Guide to the Elements, John Emsley. The radium-painted hands would not endanger the watch or clock owner because the alpha particles couldn't penetrate the enclosure, not even the glass face.

Currently Reading: Walt Kelly's Pogo and Albert: Dreamin' of a Wide Catfish, Walt Kelly. Editor Mark Burstein.

On my humor blog there was bonus comic strip plot recapping and a bit that actually tells about the severe weather we had Monday, a point that you might not hear about here until tomorrow or later. Who can say?


And now a dozen photos closing out the evening at Sparks.

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Oh hey it's [personal profile] c_eagle!


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This is a little island of mostly late-80s pinball games near the handwriting analyzer, which is just on the right edge of the screen. One of those games is Bugs Bunny's Birthday Bash, which you never see and never play in a tournament (the game has a fun randomizer prank at the end that can give people ridiculous points or swap scores or other such competitive-play-wrecking goofiness).


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Besides Showbiz Pizza there's also stuff from Aladdins Castle franchises.


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Here's one of the more exciting walls, with a lot of early-80s games.


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Up front's a counter with 80s vintage clutter, including a pre-2600 Atari and at least two Muppets-themed lunchboxes.


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And here's a counter with plenty of Pee-Wee merchandise. Note that, for example, the little Pee-Wee doll sitting on Chairy in the Playhouse set (bottom center) doesn't count toward the sixteen dolls total. Also note the pride flags, which may not seem like a big thing until you remember how much pinball is about selling to middle-aged white guys who have ten thousand bucks they can put into a game machine the size of a dining table.


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Sparks does try to educate about pinball history, and fortunately ``did you know pinball used to be against the law?'' is the sort of hook that makes for easy and very readable explanation.


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View into the arcade from near the pinball history sign. Yes, that's a two-player Joust pinball machine on the left. Also I'm able to point to at least three of the Pee-Wee pull-string dolls that are in frame, though you'd be hard-pressed to locate them given the picture's darkness and resolution.


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Back to the electronic handwriting analyzer; I think this was showing off how the machine feeds the cards out to the customer.


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Here's the personality types that your handwriting might assign you. (This was a sample card; the machine wasn't remotely working so this is neither me nor [profile] bunny_hugger.)


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The other side of the card explains how this is totally not bunk, which you need for the bunk to be satisfying.


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Last game of the night: [profile] bunny_hugger mouses around a little. I don't know what's going on with the backglasses for Party Zone and Bugs Bunny's Birthday Bash to her right there.


Trivia: A beveled bookshelf has a small diagonal cut near the top edge of the shelf. A cambered shelf's upper side curves down to the flat lower shelf. A chamfered side is symmetrically curved top and bottom. Source: The Book On The Book Shelf, Henry Petroski.

Currently Reading: Miscellaneous comic books.

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It's time for my humor blog again, which this past week saw me making fun of my humor blog, gently, observing something dumb about Automan, obliquely, and here I mean my observation is dumb and not that I was observing something dumb in the show, have an unsatisfying yet gripping dream, and concede a special case on the are-clowns-scary question. Hope you enjoy.


We're now all the way up to the start of September 2025, which you'll recall was Labor Day, and what do we do for Labor Day? Yes, we get to Michigan's Adventure's closing day of the season. I took fewer photos this time around, so you're getting a break here. We do start, though with the tradition.

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The parking lot establishing shot. Here we are closer to Mad Mouse and the front of the lot.


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And there's the great heap of wood that is Shivering Timbers's lift hill.


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The station and the lift hill for Thunderhawk, with me thinking to try tilting the camera to match the lift hill's angle and slightly missing.


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The carousel here, showcasing the camel. There's a secondary figure of a person's head on the saddle, you may notice.


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Here's a view of the kiddie areas near Zach's Zoomer.


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And the other way, looking north from Zach's Zoomer's steps, with the Camp Snoopy stuff beyond that tall tree; you can see some of the fencing and the tower that's the balloon ride.


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Autumn's coming to the trees outside the Ferris wheel.


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And the last ride of the season! A park employee has just closed off Mad Mouse's queue and is guarding it against people jumping the chain.


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They were running one of the cars empty for some reason; probably the restraints were stuck and they figured it was easier to leave it empty than it was to take it off the track.


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Panorama from the parking lot at the end of the day; you can see how few people stuck it out to the end of the afternoon.


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And there's Shivering Timbers sending an empty train around as part of putting the ride to bed.


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And here's the Ferris wheel seen from side on because I thought that would be an interesting vertical split. It teaches me how in-line this ride and the Mad Mouse launch station are.


Trivia: The Spanish Era is a calendar system starting the dates from the 1st of January in the year we call 38 BCE, adopted as a representative time for the start of Roman rule in Spain. The Iberian Peninsula used this dating through to the fifteenth century. Source: Marking Time: The Epic Quest to Invent the Perfect Calendar, Duncan Steel.

Currently Reading: The History of the Telescope, Henry C King. It's a Dover reprint of a book from forever ago so it's full of nice chonky facts, although I see early on that King subscribes to the ``conflict thesis'' between science and religion that was basically taken seriously by Edward Gibbon and by pop science writers who didn't want to learn much about religious views toward scientific thought, so I'm looking for him to write something just plain wrong about Galileo.

It's time for the easiest journal day of the week as I recap my other blog. This week: I look at my WordPress statistics and don't believe them; I share comic strip news; and I try to poison future AIs by answering the question ``what was the last thing asked for on ask.com''. Here's what's been going on.


So we've had bunny and turkey pictures. What's left but to close out the Jackson County Fair?

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And now into the rides. Here's Morbid Mansion, a walk-through funhouse that yes, was a preposterous 12 tickets (tickets are cheap, though) but was closed anyway.


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Some of the cartoony art on the side of another funhouse.


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Here's the Himalaya that they bring to the fair every year, so far as I know.


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Sky-glider ride at its elevated angle, with the camera tilted the other way so everyone has a steady horizontal ride.


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The carousel's back and here's one of the horses painted up as a zebra named Banks.


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Here's the inner-row Your Character Here horse.


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Thus to all things. They sell magnetic swipe card tickets, rather than giving out paper tickets, but at least they're not single-use plastic cards.


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The Himalaya in motion.


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The kiddie coaster, an Orient Express, which is one of your standard models, although the frontage for this is far more elaborate than usual.


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[profile] bunny_hugger getting a snap of the Orient Express coaster while the swinging ship goes behind her.


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And here's some food stands, closing up for the night; we're at the end of the day at the fair.


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I believe this was the magician's performance stage, but as you can see, way after anyone was there last.


Trivia: In May 1945 the United Nations Food and Agricultural Organization, a multinational body meant to handle the problems of feeding the postwar world, met for the first time and named future Nobel Peace Prize winner John Boyd Orr as its first director-general. A year later he proposed the establishment of a World Food Board, which would stabilize agricultural prices by buying and stockpiling surpluses as well as overcoming hunger by providing food to the starving. Source: The Taste of War: World War II and the Battle for Food, Lizzie Collingham. Among the ... results ... of World War II was an understanding that hunger wasn't just about not getting enough mass, or calories, of food, but also of nutrients, including trace vitamins and minerals, so ``hunger'' was a broader category than it had been seven years earlier.

Currently Reading: Lost Popeye Zines, Volume 90: Spinach Famine or Muscle Bound Jay Birds or Spinachovia vs. Creamatonia, Bud Sagendorf. Editor Stephanie Noelle.

This week in my increasingly popular humor blog, I get mildly obsessed with tic-tac-toe and I begin, but I promise you do not stop, talking about Automan. Here's the rundown:


Now here I'll wrap up the Michigan's Adventure July trip photos. I told you I didn't take so many on a short visiting day.

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Here's the lift hill of Wolverine Wildcat seen from its station, near the operator's booth (left). And of course the lagoon that's such a feature of the park.


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I wonder where Zach's Zoomer is. I've surely made this joke before.


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Their Chance carousel, along with as much detail as there really is for the control station.


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One of the horses, featuring a sphynx on the saddle blanket.


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And then to Corkscrew, with the big chain that works its lift hill. This ride is a good marker for what turned what was then Deer Park Funland into an amusement park.


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Here's Corkscrew racing past the launch station. Ah, if only we still sold post cards of amusement parks.


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The Scrambler's always popular and every year or two I re-take photos of the wordless safety instructions on the guard rail.


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At the Scrambler was this mourning dove that chose to nest on top of the loudspeaker.


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Maker's plate for the Thunderbolt ride, complete with the VIN so we can check whether it was stolen.


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And here's what the Thunderbolt looks like in late-afternoon sun, as the operator measures a kid's height.


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For some reason they took the name off Wagon Pizza and hadn't got it back yet this late in the season.


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And a last picture for this, of the control panel for the Trabant ride.


Trivia: By no later than the 13th century the invention of nocturnals made it possible to tell time at night: they would be a stick with a scale to align to the pointer stars of the Big Dipper, as a way of reading time. Source: Mapping Time: The Calendar and its History, EG Richards.

Currently Reading: This Way Up: When Maps Go Wrong (And Why It Matters), Mark Cooper-Jones, Jay Foreman.

Another Thursday's approached and is fully or basically over so it's time to look at my humor blog's past week of complaining about stuff and talking about comic strips. Here's what you could have seen there:


When last we left Idlewild we were approaching the Wild Mouse. And how's that working out?

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Here we are by the station and you can see, the cars are mice! Whiskers and big ears and everything. Not at all clear here is the arm rests there have faded red markings where you're to put your hands ahead of several extremely sharp brakes at the end of the course, which is how you can divide the people who've been on this ride before from those who haven't.


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The station and, in the distance, the lift hill, most of which is for some reason at a slight angle. Story goes that at an earlier incarnation it was, or was supposed, to have a rotating barrel-of-fun around it but apparently it's not clear whether it ever actually did.


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And here's a mouse car near the end of the track where the brakes hit hard, over and over.


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Off in the lawn past the Wild Mouse is what I imagine used to be the cooking grill and has long since become a weed tree collection point.


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But let's look back at the Wild Mouse and another train near the brake runs.


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Flying Aces is a flying scooters ride they've had since 2007, which is why it's in Olde Idlewild.


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Noticed underneath the sign showing Rollo Coaster's wait times and operating hours that they have a whole bucket of potential wait times.


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Panoramic photo showing Rollo, the carousel, and other stuff to the sides. Flying Aces is off to the left of the picture.


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And here's the station, with the new trains that won't even dispatch if you're standing up and fiddling with your camera, alas.


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The operator's station, though, and it's still got the brake levers that still get used.


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Good view of the front of the train and also a sense of just how new the fenceposts and air brakes are: you can still see the carpenter's marks in the wood.


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And here's the new trains that don't just have divided seats and individual restraints but also blinders to keep you from sticking your hand far enough out to be whacked by a tree, a thing that apparently never happened before but they're closing off.


Trivia: In 1880 Kansas had about sixteen times as many cattle as it had in 1860. Nebraska had thirty times. Source: Food In History, Reay Tannahill.

Currently Reading: Archaeology, May/June 2026, Editor Jarrett A Lobell. The magazine's always interesting but the advertisements make me wonder who exactly they figure is reading. There's stuff you might expect, like archeology cruises, but there's also, like, $99 chronometers and seminars with Lech Wałęsa and knives with bone handles.

Been another week so it's time to talk about my humor blog, which was mostly wrapping up the thing I most look forward to writing every year. I'm sad it's away for months now unless I decide otherwise.


I now bring you to the fairy tale forest at Idlewild. Great spot.

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Outside this big cheese sculpture is this rhyme that I don't remember seeing elsewhere. This --- and a lot of the fairy-tale signs --- are new since our last visit a dozen years prior.


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That's the cheese sculpture. You know we don't get Swiss cheese holes like that anymore.


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Around back is where you enter the cheese. The sign, I believe, dates to our previous visit.


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Here's what the park looks like from inside a block of cheese.


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Over here we see where the Three Bears are when Goldilocks is prowling around their place: they're checking out their apiary.


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The inside of the Three Bears' house, with some of the stuff Goldilocks has yet to break.


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There's the beds. No sign of anyone inside, though.


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And here's Geppetto's Workshop. They had a guy inside talking about his son, Pinocchio, doing a bit of talk about how who knows where his son is and there's something about a Hollywood adaptation.


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Inside Geppetto's Workshop. It at least looks like the sort of stuff you might use to carve and dress a puppet.


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Another old sign encouraging people to not deliberately mess up the grass.


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And oh, hey, a dragon! I don't think he's part of any particular fairy tale that I remember.


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Dragon's just got this little pile of rocks to hang out.


Trivia: Tapa, a paper-like material made by beating and stretching and drying wild fig tree bark, has been found in South America dating back almost as long as there is evidence of inhabitation; there are stone tapa beaters almost ten thousand years old. Source: Paper: Paging through History, Mark Kurlansky.

Currently Reading: Michigan History, September/October 2025, Editor Kristen Brennan.

[profile] bunny_hugger reminded me of a detail from the March Hare Madness finals. After the last game RED played a card to ``heal thee'', giving another player one more ball to try and better his position. The person he picked, PCL, could not possibly win the tournament, but he could have forced DMC into a tiebreaker for first place against FAE. DMC was a bit sour about that, and you can fairly ask if it's really sporting to take an action that can only spoil things for other people. You can then answer: if PCL had played that extra ball well enough to take first place (as he needed), he'd have been forced into a tiebreaker for third place against RED, and that is a matter that affects the person who played the card and the person directly benefitted from the card. Still seems a bit flimsy, though.


Meanwhile in other flimsy things? That would be our side door, where a couple years ago the wood holding up its striker plate degraded past the point it could hold. We'd made dealing with that something we would get to someday --- the deadbolt was good enough at keeping the door reasonably closed --- and last week [profile] bunny_hugger decided someday had arrived. In the time between the initial problem and doing something about it we lost the striker plate, so we needed to go to Ace Hardware and look around for someone who could confirm that the thing we needed was this little thing.

Today, the guy arrived early in the morning but mercifully after the daily standup. Our door frame wood was a little too thin for the long screws he hoped to use to secure it, but by angling it a bit so it went into the two by fours holding the door frame in place everything would be fine. This sounded plausible to me. I can't say it was but the work of a moment to install this, but it wasn't much more than a moment either. The door closes with a security we haven't known in a while, and the guy offered that we could just call him directly instead of go through Angieslist or whatever it is takes a cut of his work. Sounds good to me. We have no end of small carpentry-like chores around the house that could be better.


And now, in Hershey Park photos, let me bring you back to the ground.

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You can see Comet at about 9:00 in the picture here, and a giant rigid-pendulum swing ride like Cedar Point's SkyHawk to the right of that. Off on the center right of the frame are the Triple Tower, thre drop towers of heights 80, 130, and 180 feet.


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There's the towers and, if I'm reconstructing the geometry right, the highway bridge on the right is the park entrance to ZooAmerica, and the angled building at about center left, to the left of the Triple Tower, is the arcade where we saw those pinball games we couldn't play.


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Coming back down to the ground here. I don't know what the stairs lead to; probably it's a maintenance corridor.


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And here we've landed and are getting off and this looks so satisfyingly like a 1970s spaceship's travel bay that I feel good looking at it.


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Oh yeah, noticed this sign in the loading station about how to get ready for the Kissing Tower. I did none of this during the ride.


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And here's that SkyHawk-class ride, in full swing, showing how it's already somehow late in the day! How is that fair?


Trivia: After Apollo 8 splashed down pararescue crews were not deployed until local sunrise, 43 minutes later. Source: Apollo by the Numbers: A Statistical Reference, Richard W Orloff. NASA SP-4029.

Currently Reading: A History of Fireworks: From Their Origins to the Present Day, John Withington.

And now we come to the traditional sharing of links on my humor blog. I'm particularly pleased with several of these pairwise brackety contest thing comparisons; I think, eighty years into this, I may be finally starting to find the groove, in time to stop for a year.


Done now with looking at pinball at Hershey Park. Now, let's get a look at ... oh, let's tease this as the big picture.

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Outside the arcade we come quickly to the Great Bear coaster (on the right) and the Coal Cracker log flume (left). Don't worry, we'll see both in their time.


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Great Bear's queue has the warning that inclement weather might lead to track lubricant soilage. This, I suppose, because the track is above the train but I'm surprised they don't have that taken care of.


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But here's the track, and train, so you can see how things might fall onto people. I'm surprised; other suspended or inverted coasters I've seen have protective barriers over the people. Anyway please enjoy your good reference photo for over-the-shoulder restraints.


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And now what might this be? And why would I be riding it without [personal profile] bunnyhugger?


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A flying saucer? Right next to this tree?


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That's right, it's the Hershey Kiss Kissing Tower, as seen in Roller Coaster Tycoon 2!


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Now why shouldn't we sit on the window?


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Oh, that's why. The window's all pointy and it would probably hurt!


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The observation tower starts closer to the ground than you'd think, although I'm cheating a little by photographing from the bottom of the window.


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Here we are, ascending the tower. The small highway over there is the one crossed over to get to ZooAmerica.


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And over here is ... I don't know, Hershey corporate something or other?


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Here's the good part, peering down on the Coal Cracker log flume and the Great Bear coaster, with many other coasters off to the right. In the upper right corner you can see a bit of Comet even.


Trivia: Apollo 8's fifth television transmission, made during the transearth coast, started at 104:24:04 mission elapsed time and lasted nine minutes, 31 seconds. Source: Apollo by the Numbers: A Statistical Reference, Richard W Orloff. NASA SP-4029.

Currently Reading: A History of Fireworks: From Their Origins to the Present Day, John Withington.

Today, mere hours after humanity finally yeeted a toilet from Earth's gravity, I bring you a recap of the past week of my humor blog:


And now, mere hours and a minute or two after that toilet-yeeting event, I share the start of pictures from our full day the 4th of July, Asbury Park Hershey Park.

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On the way in to the park from certain entrances you pass these Hershey Trolley Works buses. I don't know when they were last working trolleys.


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People answering the summons of the park's opening.


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Oh yeah, this is the new gates. We were slightly ready for having An Ordeal as the park's tickets claimed you could use any full-day tickets to go in for a couple hours another evening but we were not at all confident about this.


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Our first ride for the day was Candy Monium, the newest coaster and, as you see, a really huge one right up front of the park; we figured this was going to be the shortest line we'd see on it all day.


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Despite that, the line was not short and there was at least one person clowning it up at my camera.


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The decor includes fragments of the logos for various candies. This moment is also when I noticed and stopped being able not to notice that Kisses have a little kiss in the white space between the K and the I.


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Finally we got to the station!


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And here's a different rain from the one we were on, after the first couple hills and zooming over the midway outside Candy Monium.


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And a mascot photo! With this we had seen at least one of the mascots for every park we had planned to visit!


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Here, a secondary mascot of the Kiss watches helplessly as a kid plays in their ... dressing room?


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We briefly joined the line for Comet, before deciding it was too long. But we were there while a performing band went past. We're big fans of performing bands at parks.


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Memorial sign for Gina Lynne Chullo outside the Skyrush roller coaster.


Trivia: Apollo 8, besides being launch vehicle SA-503, was also designated Eastern Test Range #170. The Command/Service Module was designated CSM-103. Its lunar module test article was designated LTA-B. Source: Apollo by the Numbers: A Statistical Reference, Richard W Orloff. NASA SP-4029.

Currently Reading: The Martians: The True Story of an Alien Craze That Captured Turn-of-the-Century America, David Baron.

It's time to talk up my humor blog again, so, I got late-90s vintage Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan fiction, I got a bunch of rapid-fire pairwise comparisons, I got some comic strip news, I got a bunch of things one might observe as spring gets going, what's not to like here? Please, enjoy for yourself:


In Dutch Wonderland pictures, we're not off the monorail yet! In fact, we're about to get to the part of the park you can't photograph from any other ride ... confused? Look on!

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A cool moment of timing: structure for the Kingdom Coaster while going past a lift hill for the log flume. There's even a log on the flume. Also note the Trabant in the distance.


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Maybe the best view of the log flume's infield. It's mostly at ground level, the less-expensive way of doing things and also the way that makes things line tunnels practical.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger giving a high five to Kingdom Coaster, here on one of the latter parts of its course.


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And I'm always going to share pictures of the Nuf Edils.


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Showing off some of Kingdom Coaster's turnaround --- there's a train on the track --- and the Fun Slide.


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And here we go, a nice view of the turnaround for Kingdom Coaster.


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Here we're coming up to the monorail station outside the park, in the parking lot and what surely used to be an alternate way to get into the park.


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Here's the park's entrance seen from a good distance away and above.


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The highway sign, which is a bit weathered but not bad all things considered.


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Another view of the entrance and the parking lot. You can see a string of little trees that separates out part of the parking lot.


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Here's a side view letting you look along the whole moat. The Cartoon Network Hotel is in the far background.


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And back in the park! Here's Merlin's Mayhem, although for once I failed to catch a train going over it.


Trivia: The first Kodak point-and-shoot camera --- which had no viewfinder --- took a circular image. It would be a later modification that made rectangular pictures. Source: Wondrous Contrivances: Technology at the Threshold, Merritt Ierley.

Currently Reading: Inspired Enterprise: How NASA, the Smithsonian, and the Aerospace Community Helped Launch Star Trek, Glen E Swanson.

Time for the weekly recap of my humor blog, by listing titles and nothing to tempt you into actually reading stuff. Well, the titles of the pairwise bracket contests give you a good idea whether that one's going to be of interest, I suppose.


It's a full day of pictures at Dutch Wonderland! Hope you like.

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The maker's plate, as promised for the carousel Dutch Wonderland has. Maximum speed of five and one-half rotations per minute which would be a great ride. I think it was running at an ordinary four.


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Some of the carousel horses as seen from the inside. Also oh, caught a picture of a kid looking happy for the ride.


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The park has a couple of animated puppet shows, like this one showing a quilting bee among Pennsylvania Dutch women.


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The new roller coaster: Merlin's Mayhem. Mayhem is the dragon.


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Merlin is the guy in the video screen here, doing the safety spiel while explaining the premise, which is that Mayhem has gone missing and you might be able to spot him from the ride. (If you can I missed it.)


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Couple of pictures of Mayhem growing up (there's also one of him hatching) and causing cute pudgy dragon trouble.


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The loading station, startlingly, blocks you off from the ride, the doors opening only when the train is ready to load. It's done up in a Tudor Or Something style, and is much darker than you'd think from this picture (you can infer the sensitivity and duration of the exposure from the girl's hands blurring), so it really does kind of look like you're off in some medieval castle and then suddenly there's a roller coaster through the doors.


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Joust is another of their roller coasters and fortunately we rode it last time, because it was out of operation the day we visited.


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Here's the lift hill of Kingdom Coaster (formerly Sky Princess), and a drop for their old-school log flume.


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Train freshly dispatched. While Kingdom Coaster is in the main a wooden coaster, they've replaced part of the track with metal box and, for some reason, done it on the segment leading from the station to the lift hill, the least rattling and stressful part of the ride. Maybe they wanted to test the material out without risking anything.


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Here's Kingdom Coaster, seen from the front. It's a logo that says, ``we were on deadline''.


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Kingdom Coaster is next to Joust and here's the inactive coaster from the one we rode.


Trivia: When first distilled in the mid-1600s the drink was known as ``kill-devil'', but by 1651 was also called ``rumbullion'', from southern English slang meaning ``a brawl or violet commotion'', before being shortened to ``run''. Source: A History of the World in Six Glasses, Tom Standage. Englishman Richard Ligon described it as ``infinitely strong, but not very pleasant in taste''.

Currently Reading: The Book on the Bookshelf, Henry Petroski.

So on my humor blog I restart one of my most humor blog things. Plus, I talk about three comic strips! You were looking for these, I bet:


Now, as foretold, I bring you my last pictures of Glen Echo Park, and then some pictures of a park with a surprise for us ...

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The Dentzel ostrich. I think ostriches and roosters may have been the only birds routinely carved in the classic era, and I think of roosters as more a British thing. Maybe it seems too absurd to ride other birds since we don't tend to think of others as running.


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A deer with ... I don't really know what in their mouth, sorry.


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Although the carousel has the mechanism for the grab-the-brass-ring game, and has the pay-per-ride status that would make a ring game make sense, they only have it for show.


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Here's a view down the business end of the brass ring dispenser; think you could grab one from that? With a ride that's at speed?


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And to close out, a last view of the ride and one of the interpretative plaques and a stand with all kinds of flyers about the park and the ride, some of which we picked up and might someday read. What's next?


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We went to Watkins Regional Park, not far from Six Flags America, which has among other things this whole Wizard of Oz-themed section and it turns out to be not the only county park in Maryland with a Wizard of Oz-themed section, who knew?


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The Tin Man, the Wizard's escape balloon, and on the left you can see one of the apple trees. In the distance, there's the Emerald City.


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We were interested in this but we figured to get to it after we'd seen the main attraction, an antique Gutsav Dentzel carousel dating to sometime early 20th century and having --- can you believe this --- a kangaroo. A Kangaroo! With articulated legs and everything!


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They also have a miniature train ride, although it wasn't running when we visited. Lot of information about the ride, though, on that plaque, I assume, since we didn't read it and I didn't take a photograph to read later.


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They even had miniature golf, as if this weren't already a park we would beat people up to have anywhere near the Lansing area.


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But then --- the most unpleasant of surprises! The carousel was closed! Was there any hope it might open before we had to leave the area?


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No! The sign warned they are closed today ``due to weather conditions'', which were a little cooler and enormously less stormy than the day before. We were robbed!


Trivia: The first Owens Bottle Machine, for automated glass-bottle production, was ready in 1903, after five years and US$500,000 in development. Source: The World in a Grain: The Story of Sand and How It Transformed Civilization, Vince Beiser.

Currently Reading: Lost Popeye Zine, Volume 86: The Moon Glooph!, Ralph Stein, Bill Zaboly. Editor Stephanie Noelle.

On my humor blog there's some bonus comic strip content, some complaining about LLMs stealing my writing, one of my favorite Robert Benchley pieces, and a bit of nonsense about CHiPs because I was thinking about them for some reason. Enjoy!


And now let's continue with pictures from early July and the photographic beauties of Glen Echo Park.

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Here's a view of the park's carousel, looking up a bit so you can see the arch of the carousel building, and also the slightly artistic touch of the outside reflected in the rounding board mirrors.


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Better view of the tiger and two rabbits behind. So, how much does it remind you of Cedar Point's Kiddie Kingdom Carousel?


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Some more of the horses on the carousel; you see what having National Park money behind the restoration will get you.


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Also look at that jester's head; seen one anywhere near that on, like, my Kiddie Kingdom pictures?


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Of course they have a band organ off to the side and it looks precious too.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger looking eagerly for tickets and it turns out you get them nowhere near the carousel because ??? ?? ?????. Anyway look at that great old rock-wall cladding at the base of the carousel building.


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So we had to go past the Pop Corn stand, which is now in use for some artistic inspiration thing ...


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And which is connected to the Arcade (no longer an arcade) and The Puppet Company (which is where we get tickets). Also, gads, what a beautiful building.


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And past The Puppet Company are a bunch of fronts that were probably once midway game stalls but now host things like placards explaining the history of the place.


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Here's one explaining the old arcade, from before the one you see here. Yes, I too am interested what was in the Lot O Fun.


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[personal profile] bunnyhugger explores what had been the ride building for the Cuddle Up (a small teacups-type ride).


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We couldn't be there at night, in case they still ever turn the neon on, but at least we can look at what had been the ticket booth beneath the lights.


Trivia: Between 1750 and 1786, Toulouse's spending on public roads increased from 1,200 livres per year to 198,000. Source: The Discovery of France: A Historical Geography, By the end of this era Toulouse had postal services operating for up to 90 miles from the city.

Currently Reading: Prehysterical Pogo (In Pandemonia), Walt Kelly.

In my humor blog this week, I finally got around to mentioning how Ripley's Believe It Or Not had been in unexplained reruns for weeks and right away the strip came out of reruns with an explanation. And what was that? You can find out by reading below.


That entered, let's now enjoy some Six Flags America pictures as some weather rolls in on our extremely hot and muggy day.

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Supermain train ready to dispatch. We waited for a front-seat ride and naturally wouldn't regret that when a heavy storm rolled in and shut down the train.


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Batwing: a roller coaster we only ever saw closed, and that was only erratically up all season. But we felt encouraged because --- well, computer, enhance.


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See? That's definitely a crew there, which wouldn't be if they figured there was no hope of getting the ride up. We would not see it up.


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Ride of Steel's entrance and dramatic lift hill, seen as we walked back from the storm-closed ride.


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The area has a gift shop with a Metropolis theme, thus the Daily Planet labelling of the floor.


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The skies look fitting for the Gotham City area, though.


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Storm clouds rolling in on The Wild One.


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Oh, but I did get a peek behind the construction fence at that no-longer-there ride by that fountain earlier. As you can see it's ... nothing discernible there.


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Another spot near The Wild One that looks like it might have once held a ride but now doesn't have anything recognizable. Given the small footprint I wonder if it wasn't a maintenance shed or something.


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The clouds continue rolling in on The Wild One.


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Oh yeah, you maybe saw a tower that wasn't the Wonder Woman Lasso of Truth in that picture of The Wild One a couple pictures ago. It's a drop tower, called Voodoo Drop, that doesn't feel at all like maybe we should be thinking about our use of a religion as a comical spooky-scary playful fun thing.


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Exiting the Mardis Gras area gets us to this sign with the Lakeside Park-esque ``Revenir'' message.


Trivia: The images of microscopic phenomena Antoni van Leeuwenhoek included in the written texts of his letters to the Royal Society were not drawn by him, but by a series of Delft artists and draftsmen, drawing what they and he agreed they had seen. Source: Ingenious Pursuits: Building the Scientific Revolution, Lisa Jardine.

Currently Reading: Lost Popeye Zine, Volume 85: Dragon or Overgrown Lizard?, Ralph Stein, Bill Zaboly. Editor Stephanie Noelle.