Tea Kettles
The Case For: Least alarming kettle to find in any kitchen. You find one of those, you’re good. Kettle bells? Mildly unsettling but still all right. You find a kettle moraine, though, you’re busy looking up what a kettle moraine even is.
The Case Against: You can use the one that’s mostly covered in grease from no meal you remember ever making or the one that scalds your hand when you pour the water.
Secret Compartments
The Case For: Something meditative about filling every one of them with an Underdog Super Energy Pill.
The Case Against: Coming up with a new rhyming couplet for every one is really making you feel like Sisyphus but an easy-to-animate puppy.
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I mentioned Kettle Moraine once to an aunt who was famously hard of hearing.
She squinted at me (we believe her vision was failing as well) and snapped “A little more rain? No, we need a LOT more rain, my lawn is dying!”
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Well,don’t keep us in suspense! Were you able to save her lawn? Her lawn must live!
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The lawn could not be saved, unfortunately.
This is not a completely sad story, though. With her eyesight and hearing profoundly diminished, she was able to secure a position in our local mayor’s office as an ethics watchdog.
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You know, I bet we wouldn’t have these watering problems if we got a glacial moraine in here!
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