March Pairwise Brackety Contest Thing: Pre-Approval vs Adventures


Pre-Approval

The Case For: Saves introverts from the fear of missing out on their bank’s offer of two thousand dollars in catastrophic-injury coverage they’ll never actually get.

The Case Against: It’s just approval that comes slightly earlier and with peer pressure from corporations.


Adventures

The Case For: Can change you, or the world, forever, in ways unforeseeable and invigorating.

The Case Against: Your problem was mostly not wanting to do laundry or make dinner and now your clothes are ragged and you can’t remember eating.

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Author: Joseph Nebus

I was born 198 years to the day after Johnny Appleseed. The differences between us do not end there. He/him.

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