Wait, Since When Was i A Cute Catgirl?

Been getting into ceramics lately

How do they taste man

It hasn’t even been five minutes. Why do so many of you think I’m eating it. It hasn’t even been five minutes.

Yeah yeah whatever how do they taste man

Not so good.

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To express extreme distress

Been getting into ceramics lately

How do they taste man

It hasn’t even been five minutes. Why do so many of you think I’m eating it. It hasn’t even been five minutes.

Yeah yeah whatever how do they taste man

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Can I help you?

Woof! :3

Dear god(maybe god backward?) there are more

Been getting into ceramics lately

How do they taste man

It hasn’t even been five minutes. Why do so many of you think I’m eating it. It hasn’t even been five minutes.

Yeah yeah whatever how do they taste man

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Can I help you?

Just to taste? No. Only if actually eaten are they poisonous.

Well, licking too much can also lead to poisoning, because at that point you’re essentially just eating very slowly, so I overall wouldn’t recommend anything past a few licks

It depends from individual to individual, some people have a higher tolerance than others, but for the average person I’d say ten licks is likely pushing your luck.

Luck isn’t something that can really be quantified in such a way, but if I had to say, if you’ve experienced any general misfortunes within the past 24 hours, your luck is probably low enough that licking past ten is unadvisable

You are welcome, No One

Been getting into ceramics lately

How do they taste man

It hasn’t even been five minutes. Why do so many of you think I’m eating it. It hasn’t even been five minutes.

Yeah yeah whatever how do they taste man

imaging a tiny pukicho getting into the pottery as in breaking into a china cabinet and chewing on the pottery like an animal

anyways how does it taste?

Been getting into ceramics lately

How do they taste man

It hasn’t even been five minutes. Why do so many of you think I’m eating it. It hasn’t even been five minutes.

Yeah yeah whatever how do they taste man

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Can I help you?

Just to taste? No. Only if actually eaten are they poisonous.

Well, licking too much can also lead to poisoning, because at that point you’re essentially just eating very slowly, so I overall wouldn’t recommend anything past a few licks

It depends from individual to individual, some people have a higher tolerance than others, but for the average person I’d say ten licks is likely pushing your luck.

Luck isn’t something that can really be quantified in such a way, but if I had to say, if you’ve experienced any general misfortunes within the past 24 hours, your luck is probably low enough that licking past ten is unadvisable

Been getting into ceramics lately

How do they taste man

It hasn’t even been five minutes. Why do so many of you think I’m eating it. It hasn’t even been five minutes.

Yeah yeah whatever how do they taste man

‎

Can I help you?

Just to taste? No. Only if actually eaten are they poisonous.

Well, licking too much can also lead to poisoning, because at that point you’re essentially just eating very slowly, so I overall wouldn’t recommend anything past a few licks

It depends from individual to individual, some people have a higher tolerance than others, but for the average person I’d say ten licks is likely pushing your luck.

Been getting into ceramics lately

How do they taste man

It hasn’t even been five minutes. Why do so many of you think I’m eating it. It hasn’t even been five minutes.

Yeah yeah whatever how do they taste man

‎

Can I help you?

Just to taste? No. Only if actually eaten are they poisonous.

Well, licking too much can also lead to poisoning, because at that point you’re essentially just eating very slowly, so I overall wouldn’t recommend anything past a few licks

Been getting into ceramics lately

How do they taste man

It hasn’t even been five minutes. Why do so many of you think I’m eating it. It hasn’t even been five minutes.

Yeah yeah whatever how do they taste man

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Can I help you?

Just to taste? No. Only if actually eaten are they poisonous.

Been getting into ceramics lately

How do they taste man

It hasn’t even been five minutes. Why do so many of you think I’m eating it. It hasn’t even been five minutes.

Yeah yeah whatever how do they taste man

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Can I help you?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

the stranger online was my friends cat and he is very cute and he knows where you live now :3

if a big boi appears on ur bed one day its not my fault :3

Why are you telling cats where I live?

How did that even come up in a conversation?

“Oh yeah wanna know where my friend lives?”??

i was showing him my diary and I have ur address and full legal name in there :3

Right.

Okay new question

what :3

1. Why do you have all my personal info written in your diary

2. Why are you showing your diary to online cats

3. Does full legal name imply you know my middle name

do you like my dog :3

I fucking hate you

what if I leak all ur kinks on here

I would literally never speak to you again I am being dead serious do not

i would never

i lowkey don't even remember them but I do have them written down somewhere

WHY DO YOU HAVE EVERYTHING ABOUT ME WRITTEN DOWN

I wouldn’t be shocked if you somehow found out my prescription details and wrote them down

i have your dad's number

Do not hit on my dad

he's kinda hot ig

i prefer doors

Is my door W goons

could be more yellow

i will cum in ur door

i know where you live

also I made a copy of your keys

No way in hell you did not manage to make a copy of my keys liar liar pants on absolute fire

ehe

yea I didn't

i do have a lock pick and screwdriver tho

Scary

But you don’t know which room in my apartment is mine hehe

ill ask ur dad

Yeah he’d totally tell a stranger where his son sleeps

im not a stranger! I beat up ur brothers!

Oh then he’d for sure tell you

ill ask ur brothers actually they'll def tell me

How tf would you ask them

mindchip

Why did you brainchip my brothers

dont all younger brothers already have brainchips

No only store bought ones

damnit urs are ethically grown?

I wouldn’t describe the process as ethical

urs are from child labor?

Depends on your definition of child

child: anything shorter than me

aka, only mattress

I saw him yesterday and he is STILL tiny

ive seen orcas bigger than him

I own a jacket bigger than him

hes as tall as someone as someone his height

The amount of Baja Blast I drink daily is bigger than him

my dih bigger than him

My boots taller than him

you need your boots in order to be taller than him

Nuh uh

yus

I am going to shove my cheap plastic sword up your ass

that reminds me I still have the swordsmachine sword I made for ur birthday

i made you so much stuff for ur birthday but you just called me a bitch and beat me up when I tried to give it to you sighhh

You did NOT mention a Swordsmachine sword

Maybe I wouldn’t have jumped your ass if I knew that

(We should meet up sometime or smth)

we should just show up at login's house

I don’t have his address and also we’re on iffy terms rn

what?!

maybe I will switch schools next year if my only friends are breaking up

sighhh

No we won’t divorce itll be okay pookie

I just need to draw like 2 things and I can fix it

if you divorce I'm going with login because he has cats

actually no you can cook

and you have a fat ass

I didn’t know you knew I can cook

Also I’d be more willing to freak off with you

Also I’m just objectively cooler and gayer and epicer and

login has a cooler fursona tho

ur the only non furry besides mattress so ur boring

Does being trans questioning make up for that

YUR TRANS QUESTIONING?!

im going to force fem you and scary white man

Yeah I lowkey perchance may be a girl but no promises rn

You’re like the only person I’ve told don’t tell anyone

i couldn't tell you were questioning your gender based on ur blog makeover

if you transition I will force myself to learn make up and practice on you

ive been practicing on my sister

Believe it or not the questioning came AFTER the makeover

hmmm I'm going to draw you in a maid dress again

Don’t forget the cat ears !

what if I make my pfp that pic of you in the cat ears

also I need new cat ears my old ones broke because of declussy

they broke my ears and collar >:c

I could lend you some cheap plastic ears

i still have mine from the dance

i want furry ones

declussy broke the ones I forced scary white man and Germany to wear on halloween

I see

Well thats too bad lil bro

i had those since I got touched bro

actually I was wearing those when I got touched

Why’d you get touched

because I have pawsome taste in men I allow near me

Clearly that’s not true if you still hang out with me

i don't hang out with you I hang with myself and noel's erection

Noelle deltarune ???

no

i still know nothing about deltarune

i still named my plush after Toby fox tho

Noelle is a faggot deer girl

so you?

Do I look like a deer to you

Don’t bring up that one time I stopped in front of a scooter no a Taco Bell parking lot like a deer in headlights you’re not supposed to know that happened

I have a picture of you looking terrified and frozen when I shined a flashlight in ur eyes

Damn it I am a deer

But! Noelle is leabian I am bicexual

for now

Tenna Swordsmachine Billy Billy Manato Harumasa Lycaon Anton Seth Lighter Hugo

ew

oh yeah I’ve been listening to my kms playlist this whole time :3

Why

it makes me hard :3

Killing yourself makes you hard?

Should I be scared of watching that

it’s just rtc

only scary thing is Ricky potts

What is rct

I really wish I was better with kids.

ive had three volunteer jobs involving kids

i hate kids :3

Aren’t you like 9

im turning 10 soon >o<

Ok unc old ass