I really wish I was better with kids.

ive had three volunteer jobs involving kids

i hate kids :3

Aren’t you like 9

im turning 10 soon >o<

Ok unc old ass

sorry I'm not -3 like you bro

Fucking anchor ass cmon man all the cool kids are -3 nowadays

i know maxiem loves us exploding its notifications

I need to kill you and autocorrect

im going to draw you pregnant

ive done it before I'll do it again

twice actually

I loathe you and your artistic “skills”

ur so mean

im going to paint you pregnant and put it on my wall

actually no I'm going to put it on ur front door

i just remembered I have your dad's car licence plate number written down

Why would you write down my father’s license plate number what else do you have?

uh I made u a fursona

Can I see it?

its downstairs in my scrapbook

and I don't wanna go downstairs

im going to draw it like that one werewolf sticker I have

Lazy ass

at least I'm not a bicycle

you dont even get ridden

fucking bottom

I’m going to fucking touch you and I will make sure I top just to disprove that

nuh uh

ive topped you twice totally trust

What when

the summer of '83

Please stop making me curious about Heathers I’m so scared of it

I don’t want to have to watch it

the sex scene has mountain dew

I know you’ve told me so many times

yep

u should watch bmc

it has mountain dew powered evil supercomputers and the main character jerks off or smt

Wtf is bmc

beat my cock

I don’t think I will actually

thats what bmc stands for

I ain’t watching that bro

you watch that all the time

I do not watch you jork it

Most of the time

then who's the guy in my window hm?!

yes I jork it Infront of my window

for the view

Can’t be me bc im in my bed gooning to crt televisions rn

i goon to The Vast

ok maybe not Simon but yes simon

simon's voice at least

That’s nice honey?

Anyway do you want your food to be laced with cyanide or bleach?

bleach is yummier

i have four bottles of it in my laundry room. and one under my bed next to the alcohol

Too goddamn bad instead you get yummy cake

not no bake mystery cake tho right?

right?

Uh…

Totally, totally yeah yup uh huh for sure pook

that shit gave me food poisoning

Kill issue I tanked that shit + infinity dough + the brownies

thats a lie the infinity dough made you go home early

also I have a video of you almost falling down the stairs

How did you get a video of that can I see it

Also there’s no technical proof that it was the dough

what if I post it here

that'd be really funny

boykisser kisser is in it tho and I don't wanna have his face on my blog

I wouldn’t be angry if you posted it as long as its funny

nah I'm too lazy I'd have to send it from my phone which is also downstairs

You lazy piece of shit do not make me come over there

im not lazy

im just using arguing with u as an excuse not to clean my room

Clean your room and I will watch Heathers

i would show you how dirty my room is but I have an apple in a jar for no vile reasons

I’m tempted to show you my room

ive seen ur room