oh no I accidentally leaked ur address to a stranger online
Please for the love of god say youβre joking.
the stranger online was my friends cat and he is very cute and he knows where you live now :3
if a big boi appears on ur bed one day its not my fault :3
Why are you telling cats where I live?
How did that even come up in a conversation?
βOh yeah wanna know where my friend lives?β??
i was showing him my diary and I have ur address and full legal name in there :3
Right.
Okay new question
what :3
1. Why do you have all my personal info written in your diary
2. Why are you showing your diary to online cats
3. Does full legal name imply you know my middle name
do you like my dog :3
I fucking hate you
what if I leak all ur kinks on here
I would literally never speak to you again I am being dead serious do not
i would never
i lowkey don't even remember them but I do have them written down somewhere
WHY DO YOU HAVE EVERYTHING ABOUT ME WRITTEN DOWN
I wouldnβt be shocked if you somehow found out my prescription details and wrote them down
i have your dad's number
Do not hit on my dad
he's kinda hot ig
i prefer doors
Is my door W goons
could be more yellow
i will cum in ur door
i know where you live
also I made a copy of your keys
No way in hell you did not manage to make a copy of my keys liar liar pants on absolute fire
ehe
yea I didn't
i do have a lock pick and screwdriver tho