oh no I accidentally leaked ur address to a stranger online

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Please for the love of god say you’re joking.

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the stranger online was my friends cat and he is very cute and he knows where you live now :3

if a big boi appears on ur bed one day its not my fault :3

Why are you telling cats where I live?

How did that even come up in a conversation?

β€œOh yeah wanna know where my friend lives?”??

i was showing him my diary and I have ur address and full legal name in there :3

Right.

Okay new question

1. Why do you have all my personal info written in your diary

2. Why are you showing your diary to online cats

3. Does full legal name imply you know my middle name

do you like my dog :3

I fucking hate you

what if I leak all ur kinks on here

I would literally never speak to you again I am being dead serious do not

i would never

i lowkey don't even remember them but I do have them written down somewhere

WHY DO YOU HAVE EVERYTHING ABOUT ME WRITTEN DOWN

I wouldn’t be shocked if you somehow found out my prescription details and wrote them down

i have your dad's number

Do not hit on my dad

he's kinda hot ig

i prefer doors

Is my door W goons

could be more yellow

i will cum in ur door

i know where you live

also I made a copy of your keys

No way in hell you did not manage to make a copy of my keys liar liar pants on absolute fire

ehe

yea I didn't

i do have a lock pick and screwdriver tho