I really wish I was better with kids.

ive had three volunteer jobs involving kids

i hate kids :3

Aren’t you like 9

im turning 10 soon >o<

Ok unc old ass

sorry I'm not -3 like you bro

Fucking anchor ass cmon man all the cool kids are -3 nowadays

i know maxiem loves us exploding its notifications

I need to kill you and autocorrect

im going to draw you pregnant

ive done it before I'll do it again

twice actually

I loathe you and your artistic “skills”

ur so mean

im going to paint you pregnant and put it on my wall

actually no I'm going to put it on ur front door

i just remembered I have your dad's car licence plate number written down

Why would you write down my father’s license plate number what else do you have?

uh I made u a fursona