Enduring the horrors

Ate one year old fish yesterday and strangely feel bad today.

I did not eat a baby fish. Stop this.

Gets abducted by aliens and put in a zoo and slowly figures out how their language works and starts writing swear words on the glass when the alien children walk by

'your network is unstable'

yeah so am I bitch, and I'm still expected to function

"adventurers are actually more scared of you than you are of them"

"he's literally just doing what an adventurer is supposed to do"

"do you think they think of us as Giant Adventurers?"

"do you know how many other creatures would be infesting our cave if there were no adventurers?"

"how would you like it if you were bumbling along on your little adventurer day, and some giant dragon thing squished you for the crime of being yourself?"

"y'know, so many dragons are grossed out by them, but i think they're fascinating! Did you know some adventurers form symbiotic relationships with small monsters? Some of them even do a simplified form of spellcraft! Like, with actual magic and everything!"

"Of course they are swarming your cave, you dolt! You captured a juvenile queen and took it home with you, what did you expect!?"

This is… not a good idea.

(Also if anyone suggests a rapier they legally have to watch the video again until you understand why that wouldn’t work)

I've been fed, walked and watered and I've slept enough and been out of the internet and I'm doing crafts.

Why am I still angry.

I walked right into this one like a blind horse into a revolving door.

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

Who would win? Eldrtich horrors or wildlife lol

Oh what fun! Username Lotsofnumbers von Empty Blog wants to engage in good faith discourse and stimulating intellectual gamesmanship. Jeeves! Fetch me my typing gloves, the good ones with the lamb skin! And tell Baronness Widdershins that I shan't be attending the gala tonight!

Někdy přemýšlím nad tím když jsem tátovi řekla že jeho solární baterie píská, a když se zeptal bráchy tak brácha souhlasil, ale otec i macecha řekli že si vymýšlí jen proto že jsem to řekla jako první a oni ten zvuk neslyšeli.

Už pět let jsem tam nebyla. Snad to eventuálně nechali zkontrolovat.

the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.

i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

crying at this. the curb is brutalist. the sidewalk is brutalist. house made of concrete bricks is brutalist. lmao??

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

this is what i mean

Via @bulbaderp

To be clear, THIS is how nights of the future should be lit

This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.

orange and especially white lights deter bats and prevent them from reaching feeding grounds at nighttime. Please if you can, write to your local council and encourage red street lights!!!!

ALSO! red light doesn’t fuck up human night vision much so you can go in and out of lit areas without readjusting

the red light not fucking up human night vision is also why a number of older cars had gauges that lit up red at night

i legit miss red lights in cars and appliances n stuff. red city lighting is goated

this is how i realise why the batman (2022) used so much red lighting

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

Easy carb add on:

Easy protein add on:

Sugar in there.

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

What if everything gets better in 2016