the stranger online was my friends cat and he is very cute and he knows where you live now :3

if a big boi appears on ur bed one day its not my fault :3

Why are you telling cats where I live?

How did that even come up in a conversation?

“Oh yeah wanna know where my friend lives?”??

i was showing him my diary and I have ur address and full legal name in there :3

Right.

Okay new question

what :3

1. Why do you have all my personal info written in your diary

2. Why are you showing your diary to online cats

3. Does full legal name imply you know my middle name

do you like my dog :3

I fucking hate you

what if I leak all ur kinks on here

I would literally never speak to you again I am being dead serious do not

i would never

i lowkey don't even remember them but I do have them written down somewhere

WHY DO YOU HAVE EVERYTHING ABOUT ME WRITTEN DOWN

I wouldn’t be shocked if you somehow found out my prescription details and wrote them down

i have your dad's number

Do not hit on my dad

he's kinda hot ig

i prefer doors

Is my door W goons

could be more yellow

i will cum in ur door

i know where you live

also I made a copy of your keys

No way in hell you did not manage to make a copy of my keys liar liar pants on absolute fire

ehe

yea I didn't

i do have a lock pick and screwdriver tho

Scary

But you don’t know which room in my apartment is mine hehe

ill ask ur dad

Yeah he’d totally tell a stranger where his son sleeps

im not a stranger! I beat up ur brothers!

Oh then he’d for sure tell you

ill ask ur brothers actually they'll def tell me

How tf would you ask them

mindchip

Why did you brainchip my brothers

dont all younger brothers already have brainchips

No only store bought ones

damnit urs are ethically grown?

I wouldn’t describe the process as ethical

urs are from child labor?

Depends on your definition of child

child: anything shorter than me

aka, only mattress

I saw him yesterday and he is STILL tiny

ive seen orcas bigger than him

I own a jacket bigger than him

hes as tall as someone as someone his height

The amount of Baja Blast I drink daily is bigger than him

my dih bigger than him

My boots taller than him

you need your boots in order to be taller than him

Nuh uh

yus

I am going to shove my cheap plastic sword up your ass

that reminds me I still have the swordsmachine sword I made for ur birthday

i made you so much stuff for ur birthday but you just called me a bitch and beat me up when I tried to give it to you sighhh

You did NOT mention a Swordsmachine sword

Maybe I wouldn’t have jumped your ass if I knew that

(We should meet up sometime or smth)

we should just show up at login's house

I don’t have his address and also we’re on iffy terms rn

what?!

maybe I will switch schools next year if my only friends are breaking up

sighhh

No we won’t divorce itll be okay pookie

I just need to draw like 2 things and I can fix it

if you divorce I'm going with login because he has cats

actually no you can cook

and you have a fat ass

I didn’t know you knew I can cook

Also I’d be more willing to freak off with you

Also I’m just objectively cooler and gayer and epicer and

login has a cooler fursona tho

ur the only non furry besides mattress so ur boring

Does being trans questioning make up for that

YUR TRANS QUESTIONING?!

im going to force fem you and scary white man

Yeah I lowkey perchance may be a girl but no promises rn

You’re like the only person I’ve told don’t tell anyone

i couldn't tell you were questioning your gender based on ur blog makeover

if you transition I will force myself to learn make up and practice on you

ive been practicing on my sister

Believe it or not the questioning came AFTER the makeover

hmmm I'm going to draw you in a maid dress again

Don’t forget the cat ears !

what if I make my pfp that pic of you in the cat ears

also I need new cat ears my old ones broke because of declussy

they broke my ears and collar >:c

I could lend you some cheap plastic ears

i still have mine from the dance

i want furry ones

declussy broke the ones I forced scary white man and Germany to wear on halloween