tumblr users have been telling me to try this so called “gonster” ??

the bingopodes

Dashcon Gets A Guillotine (And A Guillotine Permit, Obviously)

dashcon 2 dashcon Youtube

little-snails-log

punishedwilson

dinner ^_^ garlic cloves for house, & the skins for me

dashcon 2 dashcon

fox-mulder-gets-pegged

theweirdwideweb

freebroccoli

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

hummingbird-hooligan

tigersharks

glewmie

Pêches

the bingopodes

Not to be dramatic or anything but waking up with this bug in my bed literally makes life worth living

kitstacean

sunb1eeder

if a friend who had recently had a limb amputated invited you over for tacos made with the meat from their amputated limb would you try the taco no nuance

yes

no

reblog for largest possible sample size please

dashcon-two

the-muppet-joker

Someone is getting executed during the next Dash Con? Heh. I almost feel bad for the next sorry soul on the receiving end of Public Dashcon Murder. What they don't tell you is that you die for real, and that you only come back if you Come Back Wrong. Also that your soul is tethered to the Ballpit, and it hates the husk you have become and will kill you on sight, so you can never go back to Dash Con again. Le Sigh! Guess I will be buying a Virtual Ticket!

xiranjayzhao

Can confirm. Robespierre came back very, VERY wrong.