Chrissy. 30. I write them sad-like stories. I reblog Fullmetal Alchemist, Danny Phantom, random other shows, and awful memes. Original fandom posts are tagged with the show's full name. Reblogs are tagged with acronyms. Fanfiction tags use the acronym followed by fanfiction: like "dp fanfiction" or "bnha fanfiction". She/her pronouns.
I have no earthly fuckening nor happening clue what the hell is going on at work
Immensely blessed am I to be in an org with really solid and great people because we at least get the camaraderie of sitting in teams calls sharing the same deeply pained laughter as we try to pick apart what 400 asks have changed overnight from leadership
Anonymous asked:
something really really scary is happening to you
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee
should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care
what humans think is impossible.
Something is absolutely the fuck at work
Playing pikmin irl by dropping a cracker and watching a bunch of ants carry it away
“Survival is political” I say, doing a half-assed pull request review from bed at 9:00pm to be counted among the ranks of Visibly Online And Working At 9:00pm teammates who are online and working to meet the daily deadlines which is how we’re doing things now because of for some reason
I love hanging out with my cat!!!!!!!!!
9tiny9bunny9baby9 asked:
Did you re-anime your corner men?
you sound like you were having a bad dream. nothing has changed over here.
bandicoot10101 asked:
Idk what people are talking about, your profile picture hasn't changed!
For some reason, tumblr mobile makes it so that when you answer an ask, we see your old pfp, but anything you post or reblog has your new one
I assumed mobile was just using like a cache for ask profile pictures for some reason, which would surely clear and update itself quickly. a few hours? a day?
The fact that we’re on day like, what, 5, of bee profile picture and it hasn’t updated is incredible.
If I get laid off I might be stupid enough to try to get a novel published. So all my haters please band together and pray for my stable and ongoing employment.
I thought I got laid off during work today and it happened during a recorded meeting and the recording of my reaction is funny honestly. I look like I’m over-acting for a casting call.
wizardshark asked:
The fuck is a micro green?? Also patches report, please!
Jar!!!
They’re sprouts and they grow in jar
The one on the right is less far along (and is a different sprout type) but they fill the jar in like 5-6 days of just keeping them rinsed for hydration.
I put them on jasmine rice with chili crisp and I like it so much
Sprouts I have:
The jar and the stands are cheap to buy. There’s a lot of kits for them.
Also good timing patches just showed up to see what I’m up to
But then she went somewhere? I don’t know where. Unrelated my box is making noises
