NotANoob

Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

I love this post bc mutuals will reblog this and itll be like. 3 posts from the top

Superflat world

what a time to be alive

I’m so confused and laughing so hard like

What?!??!!!

I’m actually laughing so fucking hard right now.

Read the article and it would seem the upset is because (minor spoilers) Bruce Wayne adopts Dick Grayson and then Dick finds out that the Batcave is beneath Wayne Manor and comments “Wow! Batman lives in Bruce Wayne’s basement!” (Or something to that affect) and then later when Batman asks Dick to come with him in the batmobile Dick is worried about leaving without “asking his Dad, Bruce Wayne” so Batman tells him that Bruce Wayne and Batman have joint custody of him so it’s ok. And Dick Grayson, an orphan who until recently didn’t have one dad, is overjoyed to find out that he now has two!

People are offended because Batman is in a gay relationship with himself I’m dying

but do the butts match

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

wait, THAT’S the gay subtext??? not the entire plotline with the Joker??????

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1236

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“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here

Tux lego

switch to linux !! what's not to love ? we've got

- a terminal emulator called kitty :3

- a coreutil called cat :3

literally what more could you possibly ask for

- an IRC client called catgirl

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

Daily Linux affirmations

"I can mount this drive all on my own"

"I haven't installed that package twice"

"it's okay to not update for this long"

"I am capable of using Vim"

"a simple reboot will fix this issue"

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

World Heritage Post

Gotta love posts that are anomalous artifacts

I've been fed, walked and watered and I've slept enough and been out of the internet and I'm doing crafts.

Why am I still angry.

I walked right into this one like a blind horse into a revolving door.

When someone tries to accuse the fact of you using Linux

Linux appreciation post

kind of harmonically beautiful

the old school internet was run by serious nerds and that was good, actually

Microsoft edge wrapped:

You have opened Microsoft edge 8 times this year, for a combined total of 1.5 minutes

You have uninstalled Microsoft Edge 10 times this year. This puts you in the top 5%!!

You have clicked 9 buttons in Microsoft Edge this year, the most common one being the 'close window' button.

Microsoft edge still isn't your default browser... :( Maybe next year!

Certified Anti-Microsoft post

Hello. You're the most beautiful person in the world. Genuinely first place. Be sure to rest up.