like 2 months ago i saw a single lobster in the grocery store tank that'd somehow lost a rubber band and every other lobster was huddled in the opposite corner of the tank in a big lobster pile (presumably because the freed lobster was an asshole about having a free claw) like. im done with crab in a bucket mentality. You're not even trying to pull everyone else down to get out and climb up yourself, you're just being a dick. Unshackled lobster in a tank mentality
Anonymous asked:
How do you know when silicone lube is fully gone enough to use a toy? Like you can try to clean up but how can you be certain none of it is still lingering ready to betray you?
foldingfittedsheets answered:
That is a genuinely excellent question to which I don’t actually know the answer.
One supposes the silicone would meander its way out of you over time via discharge or bowel movements depending upon the orifice but I don’t know how long it would take.
I do think it’s unlikely that a toy would react very harmfully to tiny bits of stray silicone, but maybe a few days would be my guess? Perhaps someone more learnéd in bodies knows.
The thing is there are enough terrible homeschooling parents that there should be SOME oversight from an outside source to make sure the kids are a. Not being abused and b. Learning something but there are also enough good homeschooling parents that homeschooling is fine. No it is not the magic objectively better option. No it is not the horrific objectively worse option. Yes in many ways it has to do with the needs of the individual child. Yes my brothers and I were homeschooled and it very much helped in some areas and very much hindered in others. It's almost like, crazy idea, it's a complex issue.
just because my experience was good doesn't mean everyone's was and just because aspects of my experience was bad doesn't mean everyone's was and I do fear for some reason this is a topic that everyone takes very personally and talks about their experiences as though they were universal.
I got top grades in my GCSEs across the board while homeschooled, and all A*s in my A-levels. Fairly consistently the homeschoolers I spent time with excelled in standardized exams because their education was much more personalized. I also got a healthy amount of socialization through homeschool community and after-school clubs, as, again, did the homeschoolers with whole I spent time. These are common speculations about homeschooling but they are not rooted in reality.
my general opinion on homeschooling takes be like
seraphsfire asked:
may we perhaps have a physical description of spider-centaur (also does he have a name and if so and you are able to reveal it i would love to know) or at least how he differs from Copyrighted Baldurs Gate Character visually for fanart purposes and also perhaps what Proctnactium (i know i spelled it wrong)'s isekaied prince body looks like in general terms or if you have a fancast for fanart purposes? If not have a good day and congrats on the wuppy
pangur-and-grim answered:
oh sure! so for Tantalus, what you’re gonna do is take this guy (Danila Polyakov) and make him spider colours. grey skin, black eyes, etc. and then add six more eyes and some mandibular fangs. easy peasy!
and then for his body, the colouration is similar to Pamphobeteus antinous: black, with blue iridescence on the legs. and a slightly more raised stance than a tarantula, otherwise he’d look silly.
and as for Protactinium……. he’s literally just Griffith from Berserk. I wasn’t very original with that one.
OHOHOHO I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS! my one adjustment would be to reduce the shine (it has to be matte, since it's supposed to be spider chitin) but otherwise this is perfect!
a lot of people don’t tell you this when you’re starting to remodel your own home but occasionally under the floorboards you’ll find the entrance to an unimaginably sprawling and vast complex of underground lakes connected to each other through intricate networks of tunnels where suburbanite mermaids have set up mermaid strip malls with mermaid verizon, mermaid driving school, the mermaid liquor store, and so on. and many people will think this is a plumbing issue, but it’s actually a zoning problem
the fact that 8pm is only 3 hours after 5pm is fucking insane. we have to do something about this.
