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Among Us Spoilers Post

I really like the joke of Red botching the whole “tactfully inform the crew Blue is dead”, as Red’s delivery leads to everyone freaking the fuck out (except Purple and Orange, who were there with Red to find Blue’s body, so this isn’t news, and they’re both just visibly cringing over Blue’s botched delivery).

Except Green ALSO joins in the rest of the crewmates freaking out, despite Green being there to find Blue’s body and therefore this is NOT new information to them. WHICH, is already funny in the moment as “Green is just a dumbass” and is funnIER by the series end when it’s recontextualized as “the master manipulator of this entire bloodbath was just having a lot of fun pretending to be a dumbass”

I’m thinking about AI again because we’re in the Nexus that creates Torment for profit.

And there’s a thought rattling around in my head over the fact that a lot of the issues with AI are not brand new to the technology era–a source of chronic and easy misinformation; a technology that causes people to withdraw and isolate and often self-harm; an environmental scourge; an absolute machete to critical thinking, disciplined learning, and meaningful study because why bother with hard and long tasks when you can get fast and easy dopamine hits–all of these can be applied to social media as well.

But something makes AI so foot-to-the-gas-pedal worse in such a festering and pervasive and sudden way, and I think my conclusion for that lies in this emergent technology debuting to the public already under the control of big tech mega-conglomerates who–and this part is critical–were absolutely panickingly desperate at the exact moment ChatGPT hit the scene.

And I’m going to bother you with graphs about this. Because I think it will help explain a lot of the Full-Shove-Down-Throatedness you’ve no doubt noticed with AI.

And like to back up a second–modern social media is controlled by these exact same mega-conglomerates. But the social media platforms didn’t start that way. They were a lot of guy-in-his-basement style inventions–tumblr included–which developed to serve an organic and natural niche people wanted. No throat-shoving yet. Most of us (tumblr demographic) were probably sparkle-dogging on deviantart and–yeah whatever–superwholocking over here. And that was by no means perfect or necessarily even good but there was opportunity to ease in and learn the good and bad.

THEN the mega-conglomerates got it and Facebook is a festering cesspit and Twitter is Like That. But there was a bit of a gradual enshittification there, and I imagine most people following my blog are old enough such that you were able to recognize what enshitted itself and disengage appropriately.

AI–for all the way its ills mirror social media–was born a fully formed fucking asshole directly into the cradles of big tech. And it’s weird to consider the technology behind LLMs is not, inherently, evil. And that feels weird because it never really had the chance to exist in the public eye in any capacity before it was the throat-shoved and desperate weapon of big tech downright begging you to rot your brain out your ears and steal your work and pollute the earth and stop thinking and stop trying and stop learning.

Which maybe then begs the question, WHY the crazy desperation? Why the complete disregard for sense, law, legal ownership, and customer voices? Why does ‘fetch’ need to happen and why do Tech CEO’s talk about it like they’re gonna bite the cyanide pill in their molars if you don’t buy a fucking gemini subscription.

Well I promised you graphs.

Here’s your first graph. And here’s a little fun fact for those following at home: ChatGPT came out Dec 20, 2022.

This graph shows the stock price for Amazon, Google, Microsoft, and Meta (nee Facebook) between August 2016 (10 years ago) and Dec 20, 2022.

Now see that peak right before the start of 2022? Cover the downward side of it with your finger. Go on. Don’t you see a beautiful exponential future of infinite growth? Don’t you love when exponential growth is forever? Some of those returns were 400% in just 5 years. Sure, Covid caused a blip but what’s a global pandemic in the face of a bullish stock run?

Okay now uncover the right side. That side is the screaming crying sobbing coaster of rich people feelings. And they were so very in their feels.

I’m zooming in on the graph for you. Welcome to November 2021 to Dec 20, 2022.

If you bought Amazon at peak? You were down 50%. Meta at peak? Down 60%. And every rich person investor is a money genius until the market turns, at which point it’s panic to right the ship.

There were whispers of recession all throughout 2022 and it made the tech market crumble, because tech stock prices are highly speculative, and they ride market whiplash with more aggressive slingshotting than companies grounded in material value.

And then something happened on Dec 20, 2022. Obviously you know, I’ve said it 3 times. ChatGPT released. And oh boy.

Companies started promising AI. Investors started listening. The stock prices got happy.

Welcome to the graph 2022 to current day

And if the dance is working, they don’t fucking stop dancing.

Do you WANT AI? Do you NEED AI? Will it actually help you? Might it in fact harm you? Will it harm the planet? Will it harm learning, and discipline, and the vulnerable, in the exact ways big tech companies are shoving it down people’s throats?

Who give a shit! Whogiveasshitwhogiveasshitwhogiveahit. Money up! Desperate crying tech company HAPPY now. Money happy now!

Now the entire 10 year graph looks like this

And that scary scary scary scary drop off in 2022 that course corrected itself nigh exactly on December 20, 2022?

Well, you love AI, don’t you? 🙂 As long as it’s shoved down your throat.

I have no earthly fuckening nor happening clue what the hell is going on at work

Problem at work today…