I know a lot of ppl hate this idea but I would absolutely love to have separate rooms w my spouse if I was married. like we can sleep in each others beds and probably would a lot of the time but also having your own space exclusively for your things which you can decorate however you want and don’t have to compromise on someone elses wants or worry about their mess and also can decompress there if u do want alone time would be amazing
I’ve been reading Agatha Christie and looking at her maps of fancy rich people houses where husbands and wives have completely separate adjoined bedrooms with a lockable door between them like “yeah, that’s the life”
we as a society have GOT to accept that it is okay if we get blocked. you do not have the right to interact with every single person on the internet. “but then i can’t interact with their content” yes that is the point “but i didn’t do anything” no one owes you an explanation and you don’t have to have “done something” to be blocked. let it go
You could not make me immortal because even if I faked my own death and left I would not be able to stop using ao3. Ao3 going back 100 years with 5k fics or something
People would accuse you of backposting your fics to seem cool and mysterious but then someone points out there are comments on there which are dated from long-deactivated accounts 100 years ago and it’s a whole thing
I would have to be like “yeah it’s a thing where I inherited this account from someone dead and he had a whole thing about passing the account on”
So the fannish-next-of-kin feature was really just devised to disguise the existence of vampires.
On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, “A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems.”
As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don’t want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.
As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.
I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I’m going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can’t even.
May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.
hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed ‘cause you aren’t gonna fuckin believe what happened today
if you want butterflies, you need to live with caterpillars.
i am not being metaphorical, i work in a garden center, stop buying plants ‘to bring in the bees and butterflies’ and then immediately poisoning every caterpillar that dares to consume a single leaf
you will not get butterflies if you kill all the things that turn into butterflies! what are you doing!
getting a lot of responses to this going 'ok but it would be good as a metaphor though’ so I will accept a metaphorical interpretation as long as you ALSO (!) promise to be considerate towards larval forms of insects specifically and biodiversity in general, deal?
“adventurers are actually more scared of you than you are of them”
“he’s literally just doing what an adventurer is supposed to do”
“do you think they think of us as Giant Adventurers?”
“do you know how many other creatures would be infesting our cave if there were no adventurers?”
“how would you like it if you were bumbling along on your little adventurer day, and some giant dragon thing squished you for the crime of being yourself?”
“y'know, so many dragons are grossed out by them, but i think they’re fascinating! Did you know some adventurers form symbiotic relationships with small monsters? Some of them even do a simplified form of spellcraft! Like, with actual magic and everything!”
“Of course they are swarming your cave, you dolt! You captured a juvenile queen and took it home with you, what did you expect!?”
The fact that one of these moves is significantly more difficult for me than the other two at least tells me which nerve is probably the most fucked up
eating small snacks between meals is normal and reccommended
eating until you’re sated is good. Does your serving look big, but you’re still hungry? Trust your body to tell you what you need.
Drinking water is good! but drinking water so you don’t eat “too much”? not good.
your body changes. Sometimes your body needs more food for energy. Are you sick? PMS? Stress? Anger? Happiness? Growth spurt? Is it winter? Just because? These are all good reasons to eat.
You don’t need to workout for 6 more hours to make up for the calories your body needs to function.
your body needs fats and proteins and sugars and carbs and even salt. There’s nothing wrong with any of it.
food is good and it’s okay to enjoy it
there’s health at every size. love your body. love yourself. you’re beautiful. dont yourself say anything different
It’s the final Widdershins Wednesday! Well, here we are..! The end of the story, but not the end of this world. I’ve let you know the direction our cast is heading, but what other capers they may get up to along the way are now yours to imagine. Thank you for joining me for this victory lap of a final book; it’s my gift to you, and I hope you enjoyed it.
you would think, like, “oh, we’ve already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we’ve already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this” and then you’ll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time
would you like to share with the class 🤔
saw the term “gummy walls” last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute
I think my W11 machine has already had this update (must check when I get up) and is Ok. But others seem not to have been so lucky. This article details a temporary fix.
