matt1993, posts by tag: cussing - LiveJournal

I just looked at the interests in my profile for the first time in a while and...

WHOA. It's WAY outdated.


Homestar Runner?!

Garfield??!

MARIO?!?!

When was the last time I liked those?!



Unfortunately I can't fix it just yet either because I've been busy lately. I had enough time to come up with a new interests list:

/b/, 15, 16, 23, 300, 4, 4-8-15-16-23-42, 4chan, 42, 4815162342, 5 nights at freddy's, 69, 8, all your base, angry video game nerd, arguing, arguing about gender, arguing about politics, arguing about sports, arguments, arrow to the knee, assuming bad faith, assuming everything is homophobic, assuming everything is racist, assuming everything is sexist, assuming neurotypicals are jerks, assuming nts are jerks, atheism, avgn, ayb, ban comic sans, being a jerk, being mean, bell peppers, cake is a lie, call of duty, captain falcon, cars, chili, chuck norris, cinema sins, cinemasins, controversy, creative writing, cussing, cuss words, debates, dirty jokes, do a barrel roll, do not want, dorkly, double standards, dragonball z, dubstep, encyclopedia dramatica, essays, estj, extroverts, feminism, feminist frequency, final destination, five nights at freddy's, flame wars, flashgitz, fnaf, football, for glory, fox only, foxadhd, game of thrones, game theory, gaming sins, gamingsins, geno, grand theft auto, grudges, gta, guns, halo, hating everything, holding grudges, hoo-hah, hot-button topics, hunting, i lost the game, impromptu speeches, indexed, innuendo, innuendos, insults, internet memes, it's over 9000, it's over nine thousand, jersey shore, judging people, lettuce, little mac, lucario, malleo, matpat, matthew patrick, memes, metal gear, moral dilemmas, mr. z, mustard, no items, no wai!, o rly?, onions, overanalyzing cartoons, overanalyzing comics, overanalyzing everything, overanalyzing movies, overanalyzing video games, paint.net, photoshop, pickles, political arguments, political debates, politics, potato salad, profanity, psychcentral, public speaking, rap, research papers, rickroll, rickrolling, salad, shoop da woop, sonty mick, sports, sqrt(-garfield) memes, sromg memes, starting arguments, swearing, taking offense to everything, team fortress, team fortress 2, that's what she said, the game, the game theorists, the office, the walking dead, this is sparta, tl;dr, uncyclopedia, walking dead, weegee, weegee stare, writing essays, writing papers, ya rly, yolo, your mom, your mom jokes, yu-gi-oh, zero wing, zombies

But that's over 150 interests, and I don't have time right now to narrow it down to just 150. Hopefully I will this weekend. At least this gives you a chance to marvel at just how NOT ME my old interests list is, I guess.

And I still need to come up with a new default userpic... and like 40 or 50 new non-default userpics, and a new profile, and a new profile name...

You Scored as You don't suck at all Your awsome i guess You don't suck at all 25% FUCK YOU 19% You suck a lot 19%

You Scored as Derek Zoolander You Scored Derek Zoolander. You show the world what is good looking and stuff even though you can not spell

These quizzes are so badly made that they're hilarious. :D

EDIT: Apparently, the Derek Zoolander picture shows up under both quizzes even though it's only part of the Zoolander quiz. Guess they're REALLY badly made :P

Either alcohol, guns, cussing, or cigarettes. Not sure yet.

EDIT ON MAY 12, 2018: THIS IS THE OLD VERSION OF MY GLOSSARY... or at least the oldest version that was a sticky entry rather than on my profile, anyway. THE NEW GLOSSARY IS... nowhere, yet, but I'm going to FINALLY get around to updating this glossary for the first time in years after I'm done fixing all my entries on both LJ and DW.

I made this sticky entry in 2011, but then I didn't update it much after that and left it outdated for nearly SEVEN YEARS - long enough that I decide I might as well preserve the old version of the glossary, but make it no longer sticky in favor of a NEW sticky entry with the updated glossary.

Everything below this point is as the entry originally appeared, except I got rid of the lj-like buttons. The former subject line was simply "Glossary of Matt1993isms".

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I finally got around to updating this glossary and moving it to a sticky post so that it wouldn't clutter up my profile and I could have LJ-cuts to jump to certain sections!

Although the whole point of these multiple LJ-cuts is for ease of navigation (i.e. if I reference a Matt1993ism in the definition of a Matt1993ism in a different section, I'd link to the proper section), I haven't had the time to actually go through and add all these links, so stay tuned for that. I also thought about adding artwork for certain entries *cough*/crazymegavideo/*cough*, so stay tuned for that too. :)

As I said in the old glossary, if you spot a Matt1993ism I used that I haven't defined here, or if FoxReplace messes up the "pucker up because it's time for lunch" entry again, etc., please let me know :)

EDIT: Added some more Matt1993isms and tags, but still need to add the links and artwork. I'm also pretty sure there was another Matt1993ism that I still forgot to add...

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Signs of the times...

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Now for something more light-hearted:

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This time, I'm just gonna put the new ideas (as well as one older idea that I somehow missed the last two times) in this post. The rest are here.

Let's All Throw Books at Myrtle - From Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: Myrtle says, "Let's all throw books at Myrtle because she can't feel it. Ten points if it goes through her stomach. FIFTY POINTS IF IT GOES THROUGH HER HEAD!!"
Officious 2010 NaNoWriMo Procrastinator - The NaNoWriMo marathon guy runs to the left with his pencil, with the eraser in front of him. The "officious" is recycled from a rejected userpic idea - I wanted to make a userpic of Sammy Davis Jr. Jr.'s "Officious Seeing Eye B****" shirt, but I wanted to keep my userpics free of cussing (even cuss words that are used with their actual meaning like this).
Pac-Man Massacre - From a Whose Line is it Anyway? Props skit - a team put two yellow Pac-Man-like props on the ground and one of them said something like, "This is the worst Pac-Man massacre I've ever seen!" This is the one that I had forgotten to include in the last two polls.
You Always Disagree With Me - From Garfield & Friends. Bo: You always disagree with me! Lanolin: I do not! Bo: See, you just disagreed with me! Lanolin: I did not! Bo: Okay, fine, you never disagree with me. Lanolin: Yes, I do!

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Will some of you fill this out? It's interesting. Add it as a comment if you do, please.

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink, what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29) Do you swear a lot?
30) Biggest pet peeve?
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33) Favorite and least favorite food?
34) Do you believe in God?
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
36) Favorite band(s) of ALL time:

Hmm, I'm not into many online games. For a while, I was into Neopets, Kingdom of Loathing, AdventureQuest, and Club Penguin, but nowadays I'm only into the former two, and even then, only on a "log on once or twice every few months" kind of way.

So, if I had to spend 24 hours in an online game, hm...I'll go with Kingdom of Loathing. Even though it has cussing (which I don't like) whereas Neopets doesn't, at least you don't have to buy virtual money with real money (not since the last time I was on, anyway).

But if I could spend 24 hours in any video game, here are some I might pick:

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YES. They must post warnings, because not everyone is looking for porn 24/7. In fact, I personally don't want to even see cussing (and there are people who agree, even though they seem to be few and far between), so people should warn about that too.

Now excuse me while I go ban quite a few people.

EDIT: I might as well mention that unlike my usual policy of only unscreening comments with cussing if I have a reply to them, I won't unscreen ANY comments with cussing on this entry.