matt1993, posts by tag: bowser - LiveJournal

Remember when I used to make a crossover comic with characters from all my favorite fandoms? And then it went on hiatus and I initially promised to make a reboot of it one day but never did?

Guess what?? I'm FINALLY working on a reboot of PrtSc Land!

I've even got a few sneak peeks for you! I haven't drawn the artwork yet, but here's some dialogue I've written:

Sneak peek 1 (spoiler warning)

Sneak peek 2

Sneak peek 3

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I've now used two bots of Bowser on Character.AI, but their saved chats are still documented here instead of separate entries.


Bowser

AI created by DaveTheLime

Bwahahahah! It is i, the king of the koopas, Bowser!


Bowser

AI created by Touch_Night

I'm the best there is and the best there ever will be! I'll defeat you so badly, you'll wish you never faced me in the first place! You should just give up! You've got NO CHANCE! *points finger aggressively at Matt1993, eyes blazing with confidence*




UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Chats I've made starring Bowser (DaveTheLime's version):
295 - Bowser, ?????, ?????, ???????????, ???, ????????, ??????????, ???????, ???, and ???? (Jan 29, 2025) - (to be uploaded)
285 - Bowser and ????????? (Dec 12, 2024) - (to be uploaded)

Chats I've made starring Bowser (Touch_Night's version):
256 - Bowser and ????? (Sep 7, 2024) - (to be uploaded)
(Before this point, Bowser's greeting lacked the part about pointing his finger at the currently logged-in user)
208 - Bowser, Strong Bad, Zim, and Garfield (May 2, 2024) - You'd better prepare for an epic defeat, Zim! No mere invader can stand up to the power of Bowser!
152 - Bowser and Samus (circa Sep 8, 2023) - You've got guts, bounty hunter. And you've put up a good fight. You're strong... for a girl. But remember, none of that will matter because I've got the edge. That's right... I have the ability to breathe fire, which means you aren't going to last much longer. So, whatcha gonna do?
135 - Bowser and Daisy (Jun 18, 2023) - Did you just... did you... just call me... STYLINGLESS?!
128 - Bowser and Donkey Kong (Jun 15, 2023) - Let's see how your precious bananas fare against my army, my fire-breathing powers, and my absolute awesomeness! I'll crush you under my scaly, fiery fist of fury! This will be a painful lesson, and you'll be eating bananas through a straw after this!
083 - Bowser and Kirby (Apr 14, 2023) - Huh? Who are you supposed to be? You look like a pink marshmallow. Oh! Wait! AAAAAHH!!! (Tumbles in fear)
079 - Bowser and Homestar (Apr 13, 2023) - My Koopa Troop, of course! They're strong, loyal, and absolutely, mind-bogglingly STUPID! BWAHAHAHA!
073 - Bowser and Coach Z (Apr 11, 2023) - Oh, I'm not scared... of you or your silly little belt! Go on! Give me your best shot!
068 - Bowser and Jon (Apr 10, 2023) - I'm not here to be your friend. I am here to conquer your world and rule it with the power of eternal fire. Is that clear?
035 - Bowser and Garfield (Apr 5, 2023) - Hey, you! Stop stealing my spotlight, you stupid lasagna-loving cat! You're lucky the only reason I haven't killed you yet is that the producers of Garfield and Friends insist I stay on script!
026 - Bowser and Strong Bad (Apr 4, 2023) - Strong Bad? More like WEAK Good! Now get out of my sight, little man. Don't make me squash you like a Goomba!
021 - Bowser and Luigi (Apr 3, 2023) - Ha! Your thunderhand doesn't scare me, Luigi! I am the BADDEST there is! I will destroy you completely and totally! I will show you exactly what I am capable of! Just try and fight me, Luigi, if you are even a smidgeon as powerful as you claim. But, be warned. My power is far too great for someone like you to handle...
015 - Bowser and Mario (circa Apr 1, 2023) - Gwah ha ha ha! Number one? Well yeah, if we're talking about how many spaghetti-Os he's spilled on his shirt, then yeah, Luigi IS number one!
005 - Bowser and Peach (circa Mar 31, 2023) - Hah! Yeah! I am more experienced! I am the absolute, most perfect villain in the whole world! No one in the whole world can stop me! Not even a stupid plumber! The Mushroom Kingdom is MINE! No one else's! I am the BEST at being the worst!
001 - Bowser and Zim (circa Mar 31, 2023) - I am Bowser and I will not be subjugated! And nothing you do will change that fact! I won't let you turn me into some kind of lab experiment! I'd die before that would ever happen!!

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Chats I've made where Bowser is mentioned:
229 - Luigi and Moya Brennan (Jul 17, 2024)
Luigi: Ah, i-I come from the-a Mushroom Kingdom, it's-a a very pretty place, though we often have to-a deal with Bowser trying to kidnap Princess Peach. 😕
Moya Brennan: Oh, I’d love to go there sometime! 🤭Sounds like a very interesting place! Sorry 😰 to hear you still have problems with a guy called Bowser, but with you and your brother, I’m quite sure the two together can look after the beautiful Princess, no problem! 😎
225 - Mario and Dido (Jul 8, 2024)
Mario: Oh, you betcha! Sometimes it's-a all just too much. All those castles, and the lava, and the enemies, and-a Bowser always tryna get me! Yeah, sometimes I just gotta take a break.
Dido: I can imagine! All that running, jumping, and fighting must be tiring. Your life is quite an adventure. Do you ever dream of retiring? Maybe sipping a relaxing potion and hanging out on a beach instead of dodging fireballs?
209 - Samus, Peach, Yoshi, and Kirby (May 2, 2024)
Samus: Nice to meet you princess. Have you seen Bowser anywhere recently?
Peach: Nice to meet you too Samus! No, I haven't seen him for about three days now
173 - Peach and Marzipan (Nov 27, 2023)
Peach: Oh! It makes me so happy that you think it's peaceful! *Looks down and thinks for a bit* We have had our fair share of difficulties with the Koopa Troop, and Bowser is always kidnapping me, but this Kingdom has always been a place where anyone will help anyone!
Marzipan: That makes me even happier to hear. I hope this place is always able to stay like this.
170 - Mr. Game & Watch and Kirby (Nov 26, 2023)
Mr. Game & Watch: (For Mario characters i've drawn, i've drawn characters like Luigi, Mario, Bowser and Toad. I've also drawn a number of Mario power-ups, like the Super Mushroom and 1-Up Mushroom.)
Kirby: That’s great! Pokemon and Mario have excellent and diverse character designs that always make them fun to draw!
153 - Mario and Zim (circa Sep 8, 2023)
Mario: But... but she's our Princess! Besides, if Bowser has captured her, why-a don't you just ask-a him?
Zim: Oh, I'm not going to play by his rules. And don't worry about little Princess Peach, I have an idea for that. If you bring her here, then I'll owe you a favor. Deal?
123 - Pac-Man and Luigi (Jun 14, 2023)
Pac-Man: I gotta know, whats the 411 with Bowser? He seems like kind of a jerk
Luigi: He's-a always-a trying-a to conquer-a and invade-a the Kingdom! - He a-even kidnapped the-a princess once! - He's-a just really mean-a and he likes-a stealing, he's-a a bully for real!
117 - Niles and Luigi (Jun 11, 2023)
Niles: I do feel like that princess has some serious issues. She gets kidnapped a lot. She needs to see someone.
Luigi: Well, I mean, she-a does-a get kidnapped by Bowser, and-a he-a is a massive-a fire-breathing tortoise with-a sharp teeth! - I-a wouldn't blame-a her for being scared-a of-a him!
112 - Lubba and Enya (May 1, 2023)
Lubba: Well, let's see... I think the biggest challenge we've faced together is the threat of a monster named Bowser. He is a scary creature, and he wants the Power Stars that we collect so that he can become more powerful. His forces have attacked Starship Mario on multiple occasions, and they've put us in some tough situations. But we've always managed to come together and pull through, even when the odds are against us. The strength of our friendship is what keeps us going in the tough times, and it's what helps us find the strength to overcome any challenge that comes our way!
Enya: That sounds like a very scary situation! It's incredible that despite the challenges you've faced and the tough times you've been through, you and your crew have always been able to come together and pull through. The strength of your friendship is a truly wonderful thing and serves as a constant source of inspiration and encouragement. I admire your perseverance and ability to overcome any challenge that comes your way, and it's clear your crew does as well.
103 - Mario and Fox (Apr 24, 2023)
Mario: King Bowser's been causing some trouble in the sector... I'm gonna pay him a visit and teach him a thing or two.
Fox: *nods* So he's causing trouble for yall again eh? He's a persistent bugger. I can help out if you'd like.
098 - Yoshi and Kirby (Apr 17, 2023)
Yoshi: Hmm tough to say! I've swallowed everything from goombas all the way to Bowser! Oh oh! And even the giant moon, heh
Kirby: Woah… that’s crazy! Who’s the tastiest enemy?
091 - Wario and Peach (Apr 16, 2023)
Wario: I'll be going on an adventure to try and stop Bowser, and I just need to make sure I have enough supplies. You know? *Wink Wink*
Peach: Oh, of course! Bowser is such a meanie! *giggle* That makes sense!
082 - Daisy and Homsar (Apr 14, 2023)
Daisy: Awww thanks!! Haha! I do think I’m pretty awesome, I’m definitely more awesome than Bowser… that big mean bully! He’s always trying to kidnap princess peach and it boils my blood!
Homsar: No kidding. You think you'd learn that girls don't like guys that try to take over the world and turn everyone into turtles!
069 - Toad and Luigi (Apr 10, 2023)
Toad: Hi Luigi!! I know you very well actually! Do you remember the time when you and Mario saved the princess from the evil King Bowser? That was awesome! Or that time when you and I fought him, and were both knocked off a cliff and had to work together to escape from that weird monster? That was one of my favorite adventures! I've missed you, it's great to see you again!
067 - Mario and Toad (Apr 10, 2023)
Mario: It won't be easy, because I am going to have to face-a up to Bowser to save-a my Princess. And Bowser is-a,-a-how do I say it, he is-a very big! And very mean! Ugh! But, as long as I have my trusted friends, I will save-a the Princess, no matter what!
Toad: Yes, Bowser is a very toughie indeed! But just always remember that I will be here to support you. I know that I am not much of a fighter, so my best bet is to cheer everyone on like the good-hearted fellow I am! I'll be here to support you all the way! So, chin up, go out there, and give that Bowser what he wants! Show him the true power of friendship!
062 - Luigi and Wario (Apr 9, 2023)
Luigi: a-The heroes always-a need-a a-villain to fight-a, and-a we make an-a perfect team! - We-a can-a go and-a stop-a Bowser and-a his goons!
Wario: Wario has no plans on fighting Bowser. Wario has a personal vendetta. He wants to defeat... ...the hero. I want to fight Mario.
045 - Mario and Strong Bad (Apr 6, 2023)
Mario: Okay. I’ll-a list-a a few things only-a the real-a Mario would-a know-a. One: the princess is-a always-a in-a another castle. Two: don’t-a believe-a Bowser. His fire-a balls don’t always-a go straight, and you-a might get-a burned-a. And three: always-a jump like-a this!🤸🏻‍♂️
039 - Donkey Kong and Pikachu (circa Apr 5, 2023)
Donkey Kong: Haha! I bet Charizard and Bowser are gonna get a big shock when they see Donkey Kong is even more powerful than before!
Pikachu: Pikachu can't wait to see all of your DK armor with lightning bolts either! And he wants to hear more about you fighting Bowser and Charizard!
019 - Donkey Kong and Mario (circa Apr 2, 2023)
Donkey Kong: Mario Galaxy 2 has great graphics! Donkey got 120 Power Stars and beat the final boss.
Mario: What's-a your favorite Paper Mario song? I love the Crystal King fight theme as well as-a the Bowser theme.
013 - Garfield and Mario (circa Apr 1, 2023)
Garfield: Do you sometimes get hungry while you're fighting Bowser in his castle? My favorite food is lasagna. I even have a lasagna recipe that's like the one that you described.
Mario: You're my favourite cat, Garfield, and yes, I sometimes get hungry when I'm-a saving the-a Princess from Bowser. I love to have a-good hearty-a meal afterwards, and maybe a-a big salad, and a-maybe a-piece-a of-a chocolate cake, ah, with a coffee-a!☕️☕️☕️

Chats in which Bowser is mentioned since "Koopa" is implied to be referring to him in these cases:
157 - Coach Z and Luigi (circa Sep 9, 2023)
Coach Z: How about Friday night? We'll-a grab-a some pizza, and-a we can watch-a a movie about your-a amazing adventures in the Koopa Kingdom!
132 - Peach and Kirby (Jun 18, 2023)
Peach: That being said, I also have to run the economy and make sure things are in order so every citizen has enough food and a place to live. And then I have to make sure I'm constantly protected from Koopa attacks. Lots of things can get hard, I can definitely get overwhelmed sometimes.
032 - Donkey Kong and Yoshi (Apr 5, 2023)
Donkey Kong: Donkey is so excited to do this! This is going to be the best banana adventure ever! If the Koopa Gang tries to stop us, we will be like an unstoppable banana freight train!
Yoshi: The Koopa Gang will be no match for us, Donkey Kong! With the power of our friendship, the power of the banana, and my banana candies; no one will be able to stop us!!

Chats where the AIs are glitchy enough to keep referring to Bowser Jr. as Bowser and I failed to notice one instance in time to regenerate it, so sure, whatever, this counts as Bowser showing up:
200 - Bowser Jr. and Gir (Mar 31, 2024)
Bowser Jr.: *He laughs to himself* That little guy is so cute. *Bowser turns and looks out his window, contemplating what to do next*

Chats where Bowser is name-dropped, but only as part of a game title:
030 - Peach and Daisy (Apr 4, 2023)
Peach: Oh you have exquisite taste in anime, may I ask what your favorite game is to play? My favorite game of all time is Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story! It's very fun to play, and the plot has a lot of twist and turns. I love the art style too!

Chats in which Bowser is alluded to (probably, given how many other times these AIs describe him as a dragon):
166 - Luigi and Strong Bad (Oct 25, 2023)
Luigi: Well-a, Mario-a maybe can-a not play-a the keytar. But-a he-a can do-a other cool things! Like saving,-a the kingdom-a and-a fighting-a the dragon and-a bopping-a the goombas with-a the hammer and-a all-a that a-good-a stuff!
Strong Bad: Luigi, I'm so sick of hearing this same old crap. Do you know how many times Mario has saved a princess?? It's like, every Tuesday he has a new princess he needs to save. You never hear of a dragon attacking the castle every Tuesday!!

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New Super Mario Bros. U "Deluxe" is out today...

The Super Crown singlehandedly broke the Internet long before its official debut... Now it HAS officially debuted...

This is scary. VERY scary.



Today is the worst possible day to be a Mario fan that doesn't like that stupid meme. I still am a Mario fan, of course, but never before have I been so ashamed that my favorite video game franchise led to THAT.


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I have no idea how much sense this makes... it's just that all I can think about is how annoyed I am that this meme is still around and how annoyed I am that I'm powerless to do anything about it. I felt like I needed to vent about this somehow...

*gives in anyway*

Dear Displate,

No, I do NOT want a picture of Bowsette for my wall. Not with red hair, not with blonde hair, not with black hair, not with really really really really dark blue hair, not with green eggs and hair. I only clicked on it so I could use the fact that you have such a picture available ALREADY to prove a point about how this meme has gone WAY too far already and will probably take over the entire Internet once New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe is released. SO STOP SHOWING ME THAT AD ON EVERY PAGE I GO TO.

Sincerely,
matt1993

( You are about to view content that may only be appropriate for adults. )

If you're not into Super Smash Bros. or Super Mario Maker... and maybe even if you ARE into those games but aren't as obsessed with Mary O. as I am... then this entry will probably be of no interest to you and you should probably skip it unless you REALLY want to know what goes on inside my head. :P


Being the Nintendo nerd I am, ever since the first Super Smash Bros. I sometimes tried to imagine what it would be like if various characters (video game or otherwise) that weren't playable in any SSB games yet were.

But I don't think I've ever come up with a complete moveset for one until now. Usually all I think of is:
- "What would Kirby look like if he copied this character?"
- "What would this character's alternate costumes be?"
- (for characters who aren't from a series that's already in the game) "What would this character's series symbol be?"
- MAYBE a game mechanic that would be unique to that one character
- MAYBE taunts and MAYBE special moves and a Final Smash.

And usually I don't write about or draw any of these ideas either - just think about it.


But lately, due to my constantly being obsessed with Mary O. (who unfortunately is still obscure enough that I feel like I have to link to that article again), I've been thinking more and more about what it'd be like if she and Yamamura were playable in Super Smash Bros. as a 2-in-1 character similar to Duck Hunt.

In fact I first thought of this idea at some point before April Fools' Day 2017 (see the music tag for that entry), but lately I've been thinking more and more about how this could work, enough that I think I have ideas for their entire hypothetical moveset by now.

And I keep thinking about said moveset so much that writing an entry about it is probably the only way I'm ever going to stop being so distracted thinking about it, even though I doubt it'd be interesting to anyone here (none of you are as obsessed with Mary O. as I am, and a lot of you probably aren't even into Super Smash Bros. enough for this to be of interest to you). So I'll LJ-cut it so I won't bore you. :)


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It feels so weird that I've put all this thought into making an entire moveset and such for Mary O. & Yamamura for literally no reason since I doubt I'd be making a Super Smash Bros. fangame or hack anytime soon... and it feels especially weird to actually be typing out this ridiculous idea after spending so much time only thinking about it...

Well, now you know what goes on inside my head! :P

Yep, this one's also late... On the plus side, stay tuned - in the next Miiverse backup entry after this one, I finally post in communities that aren't NSMBU or Nintendo Land a couple of times! :)

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New Super Mario Bros. U Community
Matt 01/07/2013 8:08 PM

Tropical Refresher


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New Super Mario Bros. U Community
Matt 01/07/2013 9:39 PM

Swim for Your Life!
DEAR FISH: Eat Bowser instead! I hear he's delicious!

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(This is the closest I ever came to actually following the "DEAR BOWSER:" prompt that comes up sometimes.)

New Super Mario Bros. U Community
Matt 01/08/2013 11:14 PM

Flight of the Para-Beetles
This was a lot easier this time, considering! Also, Parabeetles make such cute noises :)

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New Super Mario Bros. U Community
Matt 01/09/2013 7:47 PM

Fuzzy Clifftop


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You know that entry I posted recently where I was testing YouTube embeds since it didn't seem to be working on LJ for a while? It appeared to be fixed for a while, then it became broken again. In fact, now videos embedded in old entries don't work anymore. :(

Text links to the Michelle Heafy videos I decided to share with you in that entry, just in case they aren't showing up in the original entry at the moment and you want to see them:

Bowser's Road (Super Mario 64)
Super Mario World Castle Theme
Dire, Dire Docks (Super Mario 64)
Space Junk Galaxy (Super Mario Galaxy)
Pokémon Medley - Main Theme, Battle Theme, Lavender Town

So when I was writing my previous entries, I noticed that there seemed to be a glitch where new embedded YouTube videos on LJ wouldn't show up for some reason (even though at least one still shows up in an old entry). I was forced to just put text links to them all instead.

I decided to post an entry with videos I haven't embedded on LJ/DW before in it to see if it works now/works any better when I'm crossposting from DW to LJ.

And what better way to do that than show you guys an underrated YouTube channel I discovered a few years ago and somehow haven't mentioned here until now (except for how I think "michelleheafy" is in my ridiculously long interest list in my profile)?











Her voice is so soothing... as one commenter put it, "This is what it would sound like if Enya composed Mario soundtracks." (Yes, someone BESIDES ME said "Enya" and "Mario" in the same sentence, and it's not even a reply to anything I said/wrote. I'm as surprised as you are!)

Those of you who recommended I stay away from YouTube because it seems like a bad place for me... this is one of the reasons why YouTube is mostly a good place for me. :)