Tags: funny

Airin with dragon

Stolen from Anna

In case I hadn't mentioned it here, I've seen the new Trek twice. And GOD I LOVE IT. Duuuuuude, it's so awesome.

Also it seems very clear why Kirk/Spock was the genesis of slash. Also why I was sort of converted to Bones/Kirk/Spock my "The Motion Picture" years ago. &BOYS;

But mainly this entry is to link to this - the greatest thing ever:

Spoilers for the new Trek film
P!atD - Brendon/Jon / OMGYAY!

WTF Richard Wilson-face?

Daisy (entropical87) and I were talking this morning on IM about the Merlin fic that we've only just started and are already 4000 words into.

We started off talking about Merlin fandom in general and then somehow it descended into Richard Wilson's FACE, guys. I don't even know. I was laughing so hard:

(Some mention of Ep 13, but not really spoilers)

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In conclusion: Richard Wilson's face! \o/
TOS Magnetic forhead / Oh fucking marvel

Don't talk to me about mud

So Jac and I went for a long walk today. It was a 3 mile walk that included a 180m climb down at first and then back up at the end. We thought it should take about 1.5 -2 hours. And we really should have taken into consideration that it rained the last 3-4 days before we left.

But we didn't. Of course we didn't. Because that might have made it EASY.

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We finally got back home about 4 hours after we left. All clothes came straight off and went in the washing machine. INCLUDING the trainers. Then there was showering.

And you know what we're learned? ENGLAND HATES US. Or else has one fucked up sense of humour.
OT5 / My fangirls of yay

The motorway is stalking us!

Me and soupytwist are currently at catwalksalone's house, still in our pyjamas on their pulled-out sofa bed and watching SGA. \o/

But getting here was not as easy as it should have been. Leeds to Newcastle? About 2 hours up the A1. No no - THEY CLOSED THE FUCKING A1 DUE TO THE APOCALYPTIC WIND!

We pulled off the A1 and then York tried to eat us. And Wetherby was EVERYWHERE. No matter what direction we drove in? We were heading toward FUCKING WETHERBY.

Thirsk was good to us - it gave us petrol and somewhere to pee that wasn't a lay-by. TWO petrol stations had been closed prior to that, making me actually suspect that the whole thing was a plan to prevent us getting to Cat's house.

The 2 hour journey took FOUR HOURS. Poor Cat thought we might be dead because my battery on my phone DIED. And Katie didn't have Cat's number.

At one point we left the motorway, planning to take another route due to the closedness, and the entire of the motorway followed us! Like a bajillion cars and lorries and such. It was all "Don't look now Katie - but I think the motorway is stalking us..."

There were multiple moments of driving down teeny little roads yelling "WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE!!" And the point where we were randomly in South Kilvington (Sp?) and this little hamlet called Challet or something?

When we got here Cat clung to us and then we all (including Cat's husband TB) got drunk and talked and laughed.

TB went to sleep on the balcony in the wind-from-hell. Then Katie, Cat and I all crashed out on the sofa bed together. Apparently I said "Sleep now" and just...did. Katie and Cat thought it was HILARIOUS because they assumed that I was taking the piss. But no - I was actually asleep. \o/ I win at sleeping!

Now we're considering taking Katie to Stargate - but without getting dressed. We'll go in our pyjamas because we're hardcore loungers.
FOB Patrick / Also into hats

Do you have a FLAG?

Jac: *Looking through Patrick tags on my del.icio.us* Pete hatless! Yes!
Me: Patrick.
Jac: What did I say?
Me: Pete.
Jac: Oh.
Jac: *A wee bit later* Pete looks weird without a hat
Me: It's Patrick!
Jac: Why correct me? I'M JUST GOING TO GET IT WRONG AGAIN.

The thing is? She's the one who got me into the freaking band! She's in love with Patrick. SHE KNOWS THEIR NAMES.

This in the same evening that she went to put a pan of food in the fridge instead of the oven. I love my sister LIKE WHOA.

Earlier we were watching the rest of the BBC Narnia and everyone was all "Yay! Aslan! You saved us!" And yet no one was saying "But we wouldn't have needed saving if you hadn't FUCKED OFF IN THE FUCKING FIRST PLACE YOU SHITTY FUCKING COCK!" which is what I would have been saying.

...well, if it was the BBC giant-teddy version. Maybe not the film actual(almost)-lion version. Because he might eat me. I might get a megaphone and shout it from afar before making a run for it.

"HEY ASLAN YOU GIANT FUCKER!" *Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun*

Jac: That dude's wearing a flag!
Me: *Looks up* Which dude?
Jac: There was a dude.
Me: Oh! He's wearing a flag too!
Jac: ...that's the same dude.
Me: Oh.
Jac: *Shakes head with pity* You're not that bright are you.
Me: *Sadly* No.

See the love?