Do you have a FLAG?
Jac: *Looking through Patrick tags on my del.icio.us* Pete hatless! Yes!
Me: Patrick.
Jac: What did I say?
Me: Pete.
Jac: Oh.
Jac: *A wee bit later* Pete looks weird without a hat
Me: It's Patrick!
Jac: Why correct me? I'M JUST GOING TO GET IT WRONG AGAIN.
The thing is? She's the one who got me into the freaking band! She's in love with Patrick. SHE KNOWS THEIR NAMES.
This in the same evening that she went to put a pan of food in the fridge instead of the oven. I love my sister LIKE WHOA.
Earlier we were watching the rest of the BBC Narnia and everyone was all "Yay! Aslan! You saved us!" And yet no one was saying "But we wouldn't have needed saving if you hadn't FUCKED OFF IN THE FUCKING FIRST PLACE YOU SHITTY FUCKING COCK!" which is what I would have been saying.
...well, if it was the BBC giant-teddy version. Maybe not the film actual(almost)-lion version. Because he might eat me. I might get a megaphone and shout it from afar before making a run for it.
"HEY ASLAN YOU GIANT FUCKER!" *Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuun*
Jac: That dude's wearing a flag!
Me: *Looks up* Which dude?
Jac: There was a dude.
Me: Oh! He's wearing a flag too!
Jac: ...that's the same dude.
Me: Oh.
Jac: *Shakes head with pity* You're not that bright are you.
Me: *Sadly* No.
See the love?
Me: Patrick.
Jac: What did I say?
Me: Pete.
Jac: Oh.
Jac: *A wee bit later* Pete looks weird without a hat
Me: It's Patrick!
Jac: Why correct me? I'M JUST GOING TO GET IT WRONG AGAIN.
The thing is? She's the one who got me into the freaking band! She's in love with Patrick. SHE KNOWS THEIR NAMES.
This in the same evening that she went to put a pan of food in the fridge instead of the oven. I love my sister LIKE WHOA.
Earlier we were watching the rest of the BBC Narnia and everyone was all "Yay! Aslan! You saved us!" And yet no one was saying "But we wouldn't have needed saving if you hadn't FUCKED OFF IN THE FUCKING FIRST PLACE YOU SHITTY FUCKING COCK!" which is what I would have been saying.
...well, if it was the BBC giant-teddy version. Maybe not the film actual(almost)-lion version. Because he might eat me. I might get a megaphone and shout it from afar before making a run for it.
"HEY ASLAN YOU GIANT FUCKER!" *Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jac: That dude's wearing a flag!
Me: *Looks up* Which dude?
Jac: There was a dude.
Me: Oh! He's wearing a flag too!
Jac: ...that's the same dude.
Me: Oh.
Jac: *Shakes head with pity* You're not that bright are you.
Me: *Sadly* No.
See the love?
satisfied
contemplative