I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

wearing a white shirt in public is so scary what if it rains and laser cheese comes after me

Venus and Tannhäuser by Lawrence Koe, 1896

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

🐱 Neva Masquerade

📸 Kseniya Karpova [Bacardi Blue]

🎨 Blue Tortoiseshell Point with White

why one single racist white british author not ok but russia (148 million country with 28 million minorities) ok

there isn't enough racial first world bans. where are they

#takeaction

i would so love to know what was going on in this persons head. i would rather be shot dead than sneak food into a movie theatre. What?

Daily occurrence of a flock of American Goldfinches in my backyard, with an added crunch of course

me in a heist movie scenario: [right about to execute the big plan] i hope you guys kbow if this plan goes south i'm killing myself

driver: what

me: alright team. we kbow our roles. lets get to it

demolitions expert: wait can we go back to that thing earlier

grifter: yeah what was that about

me: charlie, i want you to take point. you're the most important for the early phase so you gotta make sure to nail this. remember we only have a limited time to pull this off, so the sooner the better

safecracker: youre not really gonna kill yourself if we fuck this up right

me: [putting on my badass sunglasses as smooth bossa nova music plays] i'm definitely going to kill myself if we get this wrong

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday