its cool to pee your pants

wearing a white shirt in public is so scary what if it rains and laser cheese comes after me

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

spicing up conversations by saying 'you really believe in that' at the most basic inane things

like this

I was trying to bore my 4 y.o. grandsone to sleep last night by counting slowly outloud 1 to 200. Around 170 he asks "are you just making stuff up?"

tonight we are staying up till 🐇o'clock

the writing in this game is top tier

the gif of sasuke knocking over the glass of water with the caption “Is Nothing Easy?” is the best image on this site

inspired by a rant i was going on elsewhere bc someone tweeted something very stupid and uninformed about hamlet and it got my back up as someone who took two single-text-focus english literature courses in college and they were on wuthering heights and hamlet, i now put it to all of you on here:

People on Ravelry need to stop publishing designs specifically catered to me, I have a full to-do-list and too many shawls

Zumbrella by Ursa Major Knits

oh dear god this woman is amazing

every once in a while you will come across a designer who really runs with it, makes it their mission to showcase exactly what one can do with knitting

Scalindra

Sun King

Fairly Squarely

Thrills with Frills

Da Vinci Wings

Tassel Dazzle

Helix Felicis

Batman & Robin

Wizard Lizard

Lindworm

That's not even all of them. I'm not a huge fan of the term fibre art but this really is it. Wearable art. Look at the geometry of it all! The structure, the chaos, the whimsy! God I love modular knitting

She has lots of very fun socks as well, and even a couple of cowls and fingerless gloves. Go look at her page immediately.

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

Worm Game from Disney Friends

I fucking love this video