I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST …
I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.
wearing a white shirt in public is so scary what if it rains and laser cheese comes after me
Anonymous asked:
You have just lost use of this random kitchen item/ implement how screwed are you in terms of cooking?
https://wheelofnames.com/ry4-3s4
The wheel is completed but if you the mod want to change it at all feel free and I couldn't figure out how to get the link to work properly even un-anoned.
Thanks, have a nice day and drink some water
spin-the-wheel-polls answered:
You have just lost use of this random kitchen item/implement!
how screwed are you in terms of cooking?
I’m not screwed at all surprisingly!
I’m fine because I never use this
It’ll be annoying but I’m fine
I’M SO SCREWED. SO SCREWED.
results/other
why one single racist white british author not ok but russia (148 million country with 28 million minorities) ok
there isn't enough racial first world bans. where are they
#takeaction
i would so love to know what was going on in this persons head. i would rather be shot dead than sneak food into a movie theatre. What?
Daily occurrence of a flock of American Goldfinches in my backyard, with an added crunch of course
me in a heist movie scenario: [right about to execute the big plan] i hope you guys kbow if this plan goes south i'm killing myself
driver: what
me: alright team. we kbow our roles. lets get to it
demolitions expert: wait can we go back to that thing earlier
grifter: yeah what was that about
me: charlie, i want you to take point. you're the most important for the early phase so you gotta make sure to nail this. remember we only have a limited time to pull this off, so the sooner the better
safecracker: youre not really gonna kill yourself if we fuck this up right
me: [putting on my badass sunglasses as smooth bossa nova music plays] i'm definitely going to kill myself if we get this wrong
Anonymous asked:
You believe [thing you have never said or implied] and that makes you a [pejorative].
innerchildabortionclinic answered:
This
