Pinned
the night after one of your worse furies, she offers you her teacup.
"go on, take a sip," she entreats. "a maid must protect her lady from threats internal as well, no?" you do not flush, and she merely smiles - but you both know you've been found out.
all you can really do, then, is relish the numbness as it spreads through your lips.
you are the only person who understands my blog. thank you.
FAQ:
Where do I get a nice maid dress??
Pick out a plain black dress you like and purchase an apron to go with it. This is the simplest and cheapest way to put together a nice outfit, though there are cheaper polyester ones.
What does mades maided mean?
The "mades maided" in my bio is the number of times someone has told me that they've accidentally used "maid" instead of "made" in a social context where its embarrassing or otherwise not appropriate. If such a thing has happened to you because of my influence, please let me know so I can increment it
How do I become a maid?
What do you want from me.
