tortured fujoshis department

F for F***

now why is ringo getting roped into this…

— Kazuo Ishiguro, My Twentieth Century Evening and Other Small Breakthroughs

early beatles writing sessions

paul: okay, we have to come up with some ideas for the next album. so i was thinking—

john: i have an idea for a song about how im a piece of shit fat ugly bitch with no friends and is hated by everyone and should die. i’m going to call it Dumbfuck Asshole About To Kill Himself.

paul: ……right! cool! i was thinking more along the lines of “i love you girl and want to dance with you” but that’s really good too!

later beatles writing sessions

john: here’s my new song it’s called Suicide Note and it’s just my suicide note set to a backwards guitar riff and some steel drums. i name drop you in it by the way. yoko sings backup.

paul: that’s fine, let’s put it right after this song i wrote called The Late Great Sir Buttons. it’s about a bisexual constable who throws his own shit at people. i’m hiring a mariachi band for it.

george: can i put this song called I Hate John and Paul (John and Paul Suck) on the album?

paul: yes but we won’t make it a single

certified beatles post

thank you for your encouragement op. here is the report from my mom

LETS GOOOOOOOO

this is my favorite mclennon tweet

i could watch brokeback mountain a million times and never not cry because it’s about the passage of time which is probably the saddest scariest thing in the world. they could have built a life together but ennis was afraid and he pushed jack away and there was so much space and time between them and then it was too late. the regret and the guilt and the being forced to grieve quietly….wishing things had been different wishing you had known better wishing there was still time, more time, one last time, any time. and the last scene i mean how doesn’t it kill you. One shirt inside the other like two bodies pressed together. shirts not worn in years. lost their smell. lost their purpose. like the fabric of a memory. it was TOO LATE do you understand….he could never get back there….to the good times. To his love. time kept moving on but their love never could. do you understand

speechless

recently I've been noticing the sun setting earlier than it used to. enshittification?

getting show recs from people on tumblr

It has been over a year. I did not know what Bluey was before I made this post. I am not going to watch Bluey because of responses on this post. Also, I wanted to let all you guys know that Bob the Builder teaches us all lessons about construction equipment in a way no other show does, making it far more meaningful and important than what 99% of vapid adult programming has to offer. Can we fix it? “Yes we can,” says Bob the Builder - an inspiring message and one far more meaningful for our times than any tragedy (ew) Shakespeare could ever write.

if you ever feel bad about your laundry situation you can reflect on book six of the odyssey where princess nausicaa has been putting off her laundry for so long that the GODDESS ATHENA notices and COMES TO HER HOUSE using a lecture on laundry procrastination to get her to meet odysseus

Contender to be one of the best anecdote ever said

"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

📺 The Golden Girls (1987)

THE LION IN WINTER (1968) — Dir. Anthony Harvey

love how the average sansa and cersei interaction is literally just cersei cornering this seventh grader whenever she’s bored and being like “tell me something sansa. do you believe in kindness” and sansa going “umm well since you’re asking. yeah. I like it when people are nice” only for cersei to be like “lmao you are so fucking STUPID. what kind of backwards worldview is this 😂🫵 now shut up while I monologue about why you, a 12 year old child, deserve to die” and then sansa nods and goes back to disassociating.

not even exaggerating like what was she on:

*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*

*Phone rings, i go to answer it*

Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*

Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back