Ringo is the shortest because when they were all younglings the other Beatles identified him as the runt and shut him out of the feeding trough, thus depriving him of vital nutrients during his crucial development years

I don’t “remember” facts and history about The Beatles, I’m haunted by them

finding $10 on the ground > the beatles

I like how in the get back sessions george is like well if john can bring yoko I’m bringing my monk #mymonk

astrology is out, [beatle]coded [beatle]girl + favorite bob dylan album is now all you need to know about a person

Whenever I see a really off-the-wall take about the beatles I remember this adorable post from an older fan about how they used to play "Beatles" at recess but they were too young to really know who the beatles were so they just played house with British accents and I assume that's what a lot of people on this website are doing as well

NO ONE is too young to know who the beatles were. its important to tell your children about the beatles as soon as they can understand language. My father told me when i turned two that the beatles were four men who sang and played music. over the years he added more details like girls loved the beatles and how some of them died. there is no excuse.

convinced if i keep digging in deeper i can find a secret way out that's not through. haven't found it yet but i think i'm close

i blew up the journal factory. tell me everything

if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

Pardon?

I said if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

i hear there are several types of ways to feel

I love it when people describe something that's too big as "fuck off". like this thing is so large. leave.

You adopted that ugly ass cat just to get notes