"Donald Trump asked a woman with a crying baby to leave his rally in Ashburn, Virginia on Tuesday."
Baby Herman puffed meditatively on his stogie.
"See, here's the thing," the famous animated infant said. "This Trump guy thinks babies take orders from him. Not going to happen. He forgets that he's just a giant baby with money. That kid wasn't even thinking about Trump. The kid was trying to alert Mommy to its wet didy. If I'd been there, I'd have called
Trump a wet didy, but I'm kind of busy in Toontown being the Mayor."
As an afterthought, he mused, "The only interaction politicians are allowed to have directly with babies is kissing them. Let me tell you, some of my constituents were not happy about that."
(Trump's a balloon, and everyone is a potential pin.)