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January 2006

Short quotes last month, so no cut.

yueni: <43
yueni: <3
alanafish: HAHAHA YOU SUCK
yueni: no, it means i love you < 43 times
alanafish: oh come on. it was a typo. admit it.
yueni: no it wasn't
alanafish: it was! you don't love me that much
yueni: I DO
alanafish: It's only 42 times. maz.
alanafish: max.
alanafish: damn. that was NOT the time to make a typo.
yueni: THAT was a typo
alanafish: yes.

yueni: my throat hurts
yueni: my nose is raw
yueni: and i keep peeing
enchanteresse: *frowns*
enchanteresse: I will kill you to put you out of your misery.
yueni: tyvm
enchanteresse: Poison is messy... let me think... I could stab you in your sleep. *sharpens knive*
yueni: i want something quick. you'll have to do the clean up afterwards, so how messy the aftermath is is up to you.
enchanteresse: I should just hang you... wait, not that quick.
enchanteresse: I'll just blow your brains out. Please walk out in the garden, I'm not cleaning the carpet.
yueni: there is no garden. apartment complex, remember
enchanteresse: Outside. Don't be difficult, woman.
yueni: Getting away with murder is all in the details, woman.
enchanteresse: Please, I'm a master criminal.
yueni: Are you? Then you'd better make sure my neighbours don't catch you breaking in.
enchanteresse: Please.
yueni: Just making sure. no need to be so offended.
enchanteresse: Stop worrying about the details of your murder, woman.
yueni: Ok then. I leave it all to you.
[me] less revealing than you think

a quote of note

Taken from Tom Stoppard's play, Arcadia:
Chater: You insulted my wife in the gazebo yesterday evening!
Septimus: You are mistaken. I made love to your wife in the gazebo. She asked me to meet her there, I have her note somewhere, I dare say I could find it for you, and if someone is putting it about that I did not turn up, by God, sir, it is a slander.
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[me] less revealing than you think

September 2006

I realise that this post will be alien to the new people on my flist, and there are quite a lot of you this month. Gokigenyou! ^^ However, it has been a fixture of my LJ and I have been doing it since 2004. These quotes basically come from conversations off LJ, usually in an instant messenger format are posted once a month, archived by yours truly. Sometimes they are funny, sometimes they are witty; rarely, they are wise and deep. They have certainly been humourously pornographic in nature. You see the kind of company I keep.

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