August 2006

[posted early so i don't go crazy tonight and/or not post until 5 September. truly, we are all a little psychotic.]

purplesage: *slits wrists for having to deal with that*
enchanteresse: ... right.
purplesage: *plays evanescence at the same time ...?*
enchanteresse: *hums* I like Evanescence.
yueni: why would you play evanescence after you slit your wrists?
purplesage: before you know because of the emo-ness
yueni: you should play them first and then slit your wrists later. you'll get blood everywhere otherwise.
yueni: honestly. must i teach you how to slit your wrists properly?

covet: Look, I will make sure you get a good one.
covet: No paunch.
covet: No tasteful animal print thong.
covet: Not Siegfried or Roy.
yueni: or their lions
yueni: tigers.
covet: Maybe the lions.
yueni: no, no lions. or tigers.
covet: You must have heard the phrase 'he's a tiger in the bedroom.'
covet: YOU CAN HAVE THAT, JOELLE.
covet: LITERALLY.

android13: i put on my cloak and wizard hat
android13: and level 5 eroticism
android13: come on, people
yueni: will you do the pointy hat trick?
shootingstars: *dies*
shinjirou: ksdfnlsdf dHAHAHAHAHAH
shootingstars: Shhh don't do it
shootingstars: Sam will kill you if you try anything.

covet: So anyway. I feel like we accomplished a lot with this chat.
shinjirou: Really?
covet: Well, no.
covet: But I did learn that you're into furries.
shinjirou: -flips off-

dianoetic: speaking of things that make me hot omg GOING TO STAPLES <3
yueni: ZOMG STATIONERY
yueni: SRSLY
dianoetic: I SAW SOME CUTE ONES TODAY
yueni: or like office depot. sigh.
dianoetic: ooohmygdslkjfsdfsdf *so hot*
yueni: back to school shopping ROCKS
dianoetic: I KNOW
dianoetic: AND I GOT A 12% DISCOUNT
dianoetic: FROM WORK
yueni: SERIOUSLY. OMG *JEALOUS*
yueni: black pilot G-2 gel pens = love
yueni: seriously.
yueni: only the 0.5mm tips though.
dianoetic: I GOT A MINI STAPLER
yueni: cute!
yueni: STICKY NOTES.
dianoetic: GOT THEM
dianoetic: ONES IN SHAPE OF HEARTS
dianoetic: AND ONE REGULAR
dianoetic: COLORED
yueni: ahaha cute!
yueni: i like classics. so mine are mostly the pale yellow colours
dianoetic: got those too XD
dianoetic: I am a post-it h0
yueni: post its totally rock man.
dianoetic: you need to live closer so we can go raid office supplies stores

android13: BACK ME UP
android13: GIVE ME SOME SUPPORT
yueni: but i'm reading manga!
android13: DO IT
yueni: yes, daddy. okay, daddy. jumping on it, daddykins.
android13: THAT WAS HOT
yueni: oh, steve, is that what turns you on, being called daddy?
android13: it could be

dianoetic: If I were a grill, would you turn me on?
dianoetic: You know, light my fire
yueni: i would totally fan the flames.

enchanteresse: Pff. No. I'm a nervous wreck.
yueni: nonsense.
yueni: =I= am a nervous wreck
enchanteresse: Please. *I* am the poster child for nervous wrecks everywhere.
yueni: oh please.
yueni: that would be araliesse
enchanteresse: ... well, okay. I can't argue with that.
yueni: well. no duh
enchanteresse: That was a very unfair thing to say.
yueni: look. if you try to claim to be the poster child of nervous wrecks, make sure we both don't know somebody else who is a bigger wreck.
yueni: it's your fault.
enchanteresse: I wasn't expecting you to be logical, woman.
yueni: you should have known better.

angels_requiem: ichigo is quite easy to take things out on
yueni: it's like he has punching bag tattooed across his chest, wot?
angels_requiem: exactly
angels_requiem: and he TAKES it
angels_requiem: which is awesome.
yueni: and we all love him for it.
yueni: including the bit where he protests a little too loudly.
yueni: i bet, secretly, deep in the cockles of his heart, he actually likes it.
angels_requiem: of course he does
angels_requiem: because he's a masochist
yueni: suddenly, the kurosaki pain complex comes clear

purplesage: i never did the stupid bathroom over the weekend.
enchanteresse: Bathroom? *eyedart*
purplesage: yeahhhhh
yueni: arie does bathrooms too?
yueni: i had no idea she was that desperate.
purplesage: only when i'm forced
purplesage: remember i used to have 3 of them
yueni: well. i guess... once a slut always a slut?
purplesage: it's a hard life to leave

yueni: o.O there is a weather system in her eyes?
covet: apparently.
yueni: can i have eyes like that? it might be kind of cool.
yueni: thunderstorms in my eyes would ROCK.
covet: well, not if there was lightning.
yueni: it'd probably be pretty loud when thundering though, huh
covet: yeps
yueni: sigh. it was a good idea while it lasted
covet: *pets*
yueni: what if. what if. I HAD LIKE. FLOWERS IN MY EYES.
yueni: that'd be pretty cool, wot?
covet: I think it might cause hayfever.
yueni: you keep bursting my bubbles
yueni: meanie

yueni: byakuya and tenten are fighting
shinjirou: Sparring or FIGHTING?
yueni: FIGHTING
yueni: THERE ARE PLATES FLYING
shinjirou: dlkdl
yueni: IT IS HOT
shinjirou: WHAT
yueni: no, sparring, dolt.
yueni: *thwaps*
shinjirou: YUENI
shinjirou: I AM VERY GULLIBLE
shinjirou: -cuffs-
yueni: I know. I use it to my advantage all the time. *handcuffs you*

shootingstars: Hey, want to blow my horn of Gondor?
yueni: I thought it was already cut in half.
shootingstars: Damn.
yueni: It seems like it would be a waste of time to blow it in that case.
yueni: I hear that pointy hat tricks are the in thing these days, though

enchanteresse: There was frolicking. *cracks up*
enchanteresse: You deeply, deeply amuse me.
yueni: ...
yueni: what did i do this time?
enchanteresse: frolicking.
enchanteresse: You sound so very disgusted.
yueni: i do not frolick, dammit

yueni: and i was like. I DID NOT KNOW THAT AQUI WAS PREGNANT.
covet: hahahaha
yueni: you got to tell me these things! lol
covet: *DIESDIES* Look, i was waiting for a good moment.
yueni: there is never a good moment! you've just got to say it honest and proper.
covet: But Joelle. I mean. It's yours.
yueni: WHICH IS WHY YOU NEED TO TELL ME THESE THINGS SOONER.
covet: I knew you'd make me get rid of it!
yueni: Is this a ruse to sue me for child support?
covet: No! I trust you will be making sufficient payments.
covet: I'm having quads.