September 2006

I realise that this post will be alien to the new people on my flist, and there are quite a lot of you this month. Gokigenyou! ^^ However, it has been a fixture of my LJ and I have been doing it since 2004. These quotes basically come from conversations off LJ, usually in an instant messenger format are posted once a month, archived by yours truly. Sometimes they are funny, sometimes they are witty; rarely, they are wise and deep. They have certainly been humourously pornographic in nature. You see the kind of company I keep.

dianoetic: JAILBAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yueni: she's legal
dianoetic: 18 IS LEGAL!
yueni: 14 is legal IN MY COUNTRY
yueni: and 16's legal in HERS
dianoetic: WLL YOU ARE IN AMERICA NOW, MISSY
yueni: 2 against one, majority wins
dianoetic: FINE. FINE.
yueni: LOOK. LOOK. SHE'S IN HER COUNTRY, SO SHE'S LEGAL.

yueni: *merciless*
shinjirou: YEAH you are
shinjirou: But that's why I love you~
yueni: damn straight.
yueni: (you really do love dommes)
shinjirou: (shh)
yueni: (open secret)
shinjirou: (SHH)
yueni: (very open secret)
shinjirou: (don't make me prove my dominance.)
yueni: (what dominance?)
shinjirou: (SHHHhhhhHHHHHHHHHH!)

dianoetic: I WILL THROW DOWN
dianoetic: FOR YUENI'S LOVE.
dianoetic: YOU ALREADY HAVE ADRIEN, YOU GREEDY HARLOT.
lellian: And I'm a blakbelt in three months <3
dianoetic: OH YES I DID CALL YOU A HARLOT
dianoetic: WELL I HAVE A BLACKBELT IN ASS KICKING BROOKLYN STYLE.
lellian: I'M SO SHORT, I CAN BREAK YOUR KNEES BEFORE YOU EVEN SEE ME
dianoetic: I AM 5'0 AND WHAT.
lellian: OH FINE
lellian: THIS IS WAR KERYN
dianoetic: LISTEN
dianoetic: YOU ALREADY HAVE ADRIEN
dianoetic: BE FAIR.
lellian: YOU'RE WELCOME TO HIM
lellian: JUST BE AWARE HE FAILS AT LIFE
lellian: ALSO
lellian: YUENI AND I ARE HOT TOGETHER WITH THE WHOLE DOUBLE ASIAN THING
dianoetic: WELL, SHE AND I ARE LIKE THE UNITED NATIONS. DIVERSE AND BEAUTIFUL.
lellian: CAN'T BEAT US ORIENTALS
dianoetic: I AM PRACTICALLY ASIAN
dianoetic: I WAS CALLED A RICE CHASER
dianoetic: I AM ALREADY THERE.
lellian: A SHOT OF BOTH OF US IN CHEONGSAMS WOULD KILL MOST PEOPLE
lellian: XD
lellian: I'M BARELY LEGAL
lellian: LOLITA ADDED BONUS
lellian: <3
dianoetic: WELL I LOOK 12.
dianoetic: SO NO GO.
lellian: HAVE YOU SEEN PICTURES OF ME?
dianoetic: I LIVE ON THE SAME CONTINENT AS HER
dianoetic: OOOOH
dianoetic: BUUUURN
lellian: ....
lellian: Damn
lellian: THAT'S IT
lellian: YOU WIN
lellian: BUT I AM SO GOING TO BE HER MISTRESS

lellian: Okay, Keryn is beating me in our war over you
lellian: Dammit
yueni: ahahahahaha you have adrien already
lellian: Why does everyone say that like it's a good thing?
lellian: XD
yueni: well. it's not that it's a good thing or anything. just that you know, you already have something.
lellian: ...
lellian: shhhhhhhhh

lellian: Now what insulting message should I put in Adrien's birthday card...
lellian: *Ponders*
yueni: *dies*
lellian: Should I insult his masculinity or just his intelligence?
lellian: XD
yueni: you could do both, you know. unless you think he's such a pansy that he can't handle it
lellian: ....
lellian: I might have to be nice then o_0

shinjirou: YOU ALWAYS PWN
shinjirou: YOU PWN IN YOUR SLEEP
yueni: srsly
shinjirou: DON'T AGREE YOU COCKY WHORE

yueni: *punches you in the solar plexus*
shinjirou: Duly noted, yueni is always right. -falls over-

yueni: i'm cooking. did you write?
enchanteresse: Erm.
enchanteresse: Well.
yueni: *raises eyebrow* oh well I will write on the weekends indeed.
enchanteresse: I hate you.
yueni: don't hate me when you are the one who is inadequate.
enchanteresse: *growls*
yueni: *files nails* you could have actually you know, written.
enchanteresse: I'm going to hurt you.
yueni: You can't. I'm actually going to be studying my chinese after my dinner finishes cooking.
enchanteresse: I can hurt you while you study Chinese.
yueni: of course, of course.
yueni: while cursing your ineptitude.

enchanteresse: I thought the penises were wearing clown make up, actually. With a big fake red smile...
yueni: OMG
yueni: OMG
enchanteresse: *disturbed, so very disturbed*
yueni: CLAUDEL
yueni: YOU WIN

dianoetic: Ino is like I NEVER WORE A THONG, JEEZ.
yueni: Kin's all. I SAW BUTTCHEEKS YOU COCKTEASING WHORE.
dianoetic: *deeed*
yueni: *shot*

dianoetic: Ino does not SHARE WELL WITH OTHERS.
dianoetic: SORRY.
yueni: we weren't talking about chouji here
yueni: we were talking about sharing INO.
dianoetic: WHAT
dianoetic: SD;LKSDFSDF
yueni: just you know, getting things straight
dianoetic: HAHAHAHAHA
dianoetic: LOLOL
dianoetic: GETTING THINGS STRAIGHT.

shinjirou: Sigh Lysander@cruel.nu sounded so hardcore, too
yueni: hardcore?
yueni: >__>
yueni: <__<
yueni: :3
yueni: *zips lips*
shinjirou: Better than Lysander@aol.com, anyway
yueni: personally thought it sounded kind of 13-year old emo.
yueni: ok. well. 16 year old emo.
yueni: >__>
shinjirou: >__>
shinjirou: Thank you, yueni.
shinjirou: XD
yueni: skitters off
yueni: XD
shinjirou: -cuffs-
yueni: i just didn't want you to be under any illusions of hardcore or anything misguided like that
shinjirou: It helps me not be sad about losing it XD
yueni: XD well, that too

grant: what's going on?
seraphicideals: The usual. Rampant lesbianism.
grant: nice
seraphicideals: XD
grant: I get along with lesbians
yueni: LOL
grant: it's amazing how well you get along wtih people
grant: when you can't sleep with them