November 2006

shinjirou: Oh well, Kiran lets me take her down (usually)
shinjirou: -good and humored-
yueni: the thing is, she knows that if push comes to shove, she could kick you dead.
yueni: so you know. kiran can humour you, all the while knowing that she can KICK YOUR ASS IN THREE MINUTES FLAT.
yueni: i'm probably underestimating her too.
shinjirou: Registered deadly fists and brown belt > 95lbs
shinjirou: XD
yueni: srsly
yueni: she'll kick your head in
shinjirou: But I can uh
shinjirou: Um.
shinjirou: Wear pants. And.
yueni: be a standing target?
shinjirou: And that ~__~

enchanteresse: Watch it or I'll kill you.
yueni: sure, sure
enchanteresse: I totally will.
yueni: how, exactly?
enchanteresse: I will buy a plane ticket, fake a pizza delivery to get you to open the door and I'll knife you.
enchanteresse: Good enough?
yueni: well then. i definitely won't watch the episode.
enchanteresse: You want to kill you? Kinky.
yueni: no, i want you to come down here.
yueni: the flaw in your plan is that i don't order pizza
enchanteresse: I'll go with squids.
yueni: don't order those in either
enchanteresse: *glares*
enchanteresse: God, you're so hard to murder! That's so like you!
yueni: *slow blink* I find that to be a good thing.
enchanteresse: Humph.
yueni: ...

jinpeng: you wouldn't believe what my mom said when i told her about teh MSc
yueni: what?
jinpeng: she told me to give birth to a baby for her to let her look after before going to study
jinpeng: otherwise i'll delay motherhood

_disi_: DONT MAKE ME CALL THE FOOFIE BUSTERS

yueni: i'm confused too, nicopantalones
yueni: (that's nicopants with a spanish flair, btw)
seraphicideals: (exotic)
smam: XDDD
smam: *dies*
yueni: (i thought so!)

seraphicideals: Can you dance the poltergeist?
silencescreams: LOL
silencescreams: i wonder
yueni: i'm sure it would be quite haunting
_disi_: totally
smam: LMFAO
yueni: >__> *waits to be slapped with a pun tax*
smam: XD
smam: XDDD

yueni: stupid dialup
smam: indeed
smam: I would kick it in the throat
smam: if it had a throat
yueni: but it has no throat for you to kick
smam: XD
yueni: XD
smam: unfortunately
smam: XD

yueni: what were you d/ling?
losingvelocity: heroes
losingvelocity: i nearly typed herpes
yueni: herpes
yueni: well. i'm totally not against herpes or anything... but once you get it, you can't get rid of it.
losingvelocity: really?
yueni: yeah. it kinda... sticks to you.
yueni: in uncomfortable places
losingvelocity: okay gross dude

seraphicideals: I wish I were religious, sometimes. If God could save us, then we'd have it easy.
seraphicideals: I'd be like "sup, jesus." he'd be like "n/m, lol." I'd be like "kthxfix it all." He'd be like "k." I'd be like "bai." He'd be like "i can seeee uuuuuuu."
seraphicideals: And it'd be like "oh shi-"