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commensalism between slime monsters and certain varieties of fish

by 2026 the average tumblr post about gender and interests will be like ‘dont ask me why but having a job is sooo boycore and cooking at home is so girlcore’

Isekai where a fanfic writer is determined to get back to their normal world in time to post their next update on schedule

The story is formatted entirely as a really long apologetic author's note explaining why the usually monthly released chapter is 2 hours late

i'm putting a blanket ban on fictional trios with two boys and one girl

there are no exceptions to this rule that i permit. good night and happy new year.

Transmasc: "Ahaha well if youre a real woman, get in the kitchen! Just some trans-inclusive misogyny, take it easy, or geez, are you just a moody bitch? Learn to take a joke! At least its affirming right?"

Transfem: "*sighs* This is why i hate men..."

Transmasc: "WOAH HEY!!!! Thats misandry, and it hurts trans men too! dont you realize how harmful that is??? Why if you look at the male loneliness epidemic--"

Mos Eisley space cantina has recently announced that it will no longer be serving alcohol and all spacers will require legal identification for age verification at the door, in the interests of preserving the upstanding moral character and reputation of the establishment.

I'm so glad this man is living in fear now

it is insanely funny that he's so mad with fear and decadence that he's deploying missile defense systems to his golfing

What I feel like Bethesda hasn’t figured out yet is that the decade-long hiatus between franchise installments or the release of anything at all literally, literally, literally only works if you’re Valve. With Valve you can weigh the wait time against the eventual quality of what they do produce, you don’t have to like the trade off that’s occurring there but there at least is something being traded for, and under a visible auteur logic that the audience is primed to respect at least a little even if it’s annoying as hell in practice. Bethesda, on the other hand

You could easily make the argument that I’m in no position to cast judgement on Bethesda for their glacially slow release of mediocre products given that I have no idea myself on any practical level how to get a video game made. But in fairness it’s not entirely clear that they still do either

Hello I am law enforcement office/judge in Gotham City. I love to open suspicious unmarked mail.

Time for another Existential Terror Tuesday!

Everybody give it up for Existential Terror Tuesday

That sounds more like an Existential Weariness Wednesday activity...

#LivingHerBestLife

No! Pink, you can't keep that kind of flower alive in a normal vase!!

Nigel Farage: I won!

UK: Yeah. In a by election you called purely to stroke your own ego, where every other party refused to participate. The only other candidate was a satirical comedian who wears a bin on his head. And he still got about a third of the votes, and yet you still refused to show up to the announcement

Farage: But I won!

UK: Yeah, you won. Your prize is, we're still going to continue that investigation into the suspicious amount of money you were bribed with. You utter twat.

this kind of stuff is always happening and nobody even cares but it's so messed up. they turned sun wukong into a magic pill

hello i have never willingly interacted with a trans woman and never will, here is my take on the “trans woman problem” :

listen up cause im only gonna say it once. it's okay if a girl does it but not if a boy does

didn't ask plus your mad scientist labcoat doesnt twirl in the air when you spin nearly as well as mine does