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complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

I would have said clit if I was her

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

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Reblogged kuruk

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

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wipemedownremix-deactivated2014

this post is depressing af lets get some alley-oops in here

weak men will be mauled to death by caterpillars in 2023 Awesome, God is Love

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Reblogged chikkou
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picsthatmakeyougotsuchinokoreal

DONT LET PEOPLE ON TUMBLR MAKE YOU THINK THAT:

  • tsuchinoko not real
  • tsuchinoko “just a fat snake”
  • its okay EAT tsuchinoko (it’s REALLY NOT)
  • its okay Capture tsuchinoko