really really really trying

sitting in the corner while my buddies riff and occasionally sliding one bead across an abacus

i have watched and reviewed "the odyssey" (2026)

basically every ask i get is one of these three questions. don't know don't know not my business

saw your ass at unit 63

when the puckish homie loses his elan 😫😫

climb on my back brother. stow your goods in my baskets. i'm headed this way anyway. just trying to get this carrot, you see. although it has eluded me

(getting off a 20 year boat ride) can't wait to see my fuckin pig farmer

every now and then the neighbour's kid, who knows he'll get in trouble if he climbs in his dad's car and just leans on the horn, decides it's worth the consequences and treats himself. and that's real

they should call her greasy abrams. mama's soaking through the paper towel

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

no fucking way

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

(talking to my forwards-facing buddy) strafe over here dude

if you used to like punk bands but don't really any more it means you have a lover's heart tempered by wisdom

got a table at next weekend's other worlds zine fair in sydney where i'll be selling zines, books and bumper stickers including two new stickers (picture #4) and a new zine about zinemaking (picture #3) which includes a disproportionately long digression on the ancient city of ugarit, which i've become recently interested in. hope to see you there 👍

(misunderstanding the aldi business model) they save money by getting longer conveyor belts. and then they basically pass the savings on