@kittybroker

Dastardly electric wizard shocking the market with the low low price of only $14.55!

If you’re anxious, don’t worry.

if you're having an asthma attack, just breathe.

I drank a shitload of honey last night and slept for 12 hours

Stop calling me bear

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

World Heritage Post

I invented a new trend called “drink sleepy tea and go to bed”

It's just a fad, it'll pass.

Think again. China has been doing this trend I just invented for over 4,000 years.

Spoon in the shape of a fish. Carved from some Sycamore I found just outside Wivenhoe, Essex.

op i love your fish so much i made it a png

they are now a school of fish

Posts that prove that despite about 300 thousand years of technological development, humanity at its core hasn't really changed all that much

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

this website gets me

Erika Toliusis (b.1969) - Pacific Angel. 2022. Oil with palette knife on canvas.

@teaboot

Painted with a FUCKING PALETTE KNIFE?

characters whose sexuality is "i'm under way too much stress to figure that shit out rn"

character whose gender is "im probably nonbinary but im on a quest so idrc about that rn"

no because this was actually my experience a few months before coming out

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

Putting zucchini in everything is the opposite of a guilty pleasure. It's a purifying penance that absolves you of all sin.

Any sufficiently advanced form of catholism is indistinguishable from bdsm.

A wretched little horse is washed away.😈

Kos (or some say, 'Kosm')