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Harry Potter AU where someone who comes from a family that does muggle witchcraft (like manifesting, cleansing, glamour magic, etc) gets accepted into hogwarts and is like "HEY THIS ISNT THE WITCHCRAFT I WAS EXPECTING WHAT THE FUCK"

more Xiao headcanons but its mostly him being autistic and also ally

source: im autistic and also ally

niche but I think the pagemaster was on the right track giving books personalities n stuff now im thinking about how other books would act. we already have horror, fantasy, and adventure, but what about everything else? romance? romance and her sister dark romance? nonfiction? mystery? sad stories? yaoi/yuri? I wanna draw this now

I think what got me so into x reader fanfiction were those Goosebumps "choose your own adventure" books

if I were a salesperson I would only exchange money for bads and disservices

one of my favorite things to see online and to think about is Pokémon literally just being animals. Eevee getting the zoomies. Litten eating trash bags. Luxaray rubbing its face on the corner of the table to scratch an itch. Furret chasing its tail. Starly cuddling up to another Starly on a telephone pole. Yamper being carried around in an old lady's purse. Gyarados doing flips in the water. Alolan Vulpix diving nose-first into the snow. Lilipup getting into intense barking matches with a Garchomp who couldn't care less. Togepi being held by a Lucario while their trainer is out of the house. Growlithe being a lap dog and evolving and then continuing to sleep on top of its trainer. Chansey and Espeon being disability service Pokémon. Ekans sleeping on a warm rock. Krabby collecting little shells on the beach. Purugly's eyes glowing in the dark. Raichu powering their trainer's house when the power goes out. Mimikyu being sewn new costumes by their trainer. wearing Dratini as a scarf around the house. Sudowoodo getting jealous of the Christmas tree and then getting its own silly little decorations. Grimer refusing to leave its bucket at the vet. Bringing a Sableye to the thrift store to let it look at shiny things. watching The Pyroar King. hiding snacks in your Kangaskhan's pouch when you go to the movies. roasting marshmallows on a Charizard's tail while it naps. going to see a Psychic and playing with the office Gothita in the waiting room. feeding a Gulpin leftovers. having Pokémon as partners and pets rather than battling buddies. the Pokémon world is beautiful and I love it so much 😭😭😭😭😭

I need everyone to look what what my ceramics teacher hung up in the hallway a few weeks ago thats been killing me

in light of Zootopia 2 coming out i need all of you to remember the Zootopia Abortion Comic

I like how Stardew Valley started as "ouu cutesy little farming game oh hi favorite person 😊😊😊" and turned into the player fighting the mayor's underwear so you can put it out on display for the entire town + tourists to see

do you guys think horses are offended by the unobtainable beauty standards that My Little Pony has set for them

guys I was so normal today about my current hyperfixation I was so neurotypical and calm and didnt spend literally my entire day thinking about it :D

hi my senior year starts in a month give me your most unserious advice

finding a smutty fanfiction of a character you have adopted as a parental figure is so weird it literally feels like hearing your parents fuck in the room next to you

my boyfriend found my collection of ~Simon Riley Fanfics~ and literally only cared about the fact that he was depicted as a gentle dude and not an uncaring husk of a man.

THE LATTER MAKES THE FORMER BETTER

y'all we had a lockdown drill today and i put on a playlist to listen to while sitting in the dark and "MEANT TO BE YOURS" FROM HEATHERS THE MUSICAL STARTED PLAYING AND I LITERALLY DID THIS