eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀
Fishing Lesbian's always putting facts out there she's great i think. It'd be great if she was on tumblr in some capacity
I guess we'll never know.
t-shirt that says “i’m not plural but my alter is”
It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years
crab
Crustaceans: Crab
Mammals: Weasel
Plants: Tree
Amphibians & Reptiles: Unchanged because they are perfect
Birds: 360° around back to dinosaurs
Fungi: I shan't speculate on the affairs of gods
why are you so fat and stinky
back on the path of the wolf
the experienced wings pervert can tell you've not been keeping up with your preening by how the water seeps through your feathers.
Stephen King rightly gets a lot of shit for frequently having his characters think and speak in pop culture references that only make sense if you spent your formative years in 1970s Maine, but I feel like articulating that particular criticism on Tumblr is something of a glass-houses situation.