AU where Kamukura wakes up and Hajime doesn't, and instead of telling the truth, he uses his many acting skills to pretend to be Hajime with the ultimate goal of sneaking off the island. He cuts his hair, wears lighter, brighter clothes, watches recordings of the simulation to perfectly imitate Hajime's mannerisms. It cracks away at his apathy bit by bit, as he does more and more things that just aren't him that he thought never mattered before. He nearly destroys the bathroom past recognition when he cuts his hair and is confronted with the fact that not only does he like his long hair and it's gone now, but that he likes something at all.

Meanwhile, he hears from the other Remnants how glad they were that 'Hajime' woke up and not Kamukura, how scared they were of him and Enoshima, how this is the Good Ending; 'Hajime' alive, and Kamukura erased. And he just can't comprehend it.

Basically Kamukura learning who he is and what it means to exist as himself in Hajime's shadow. Entirely of his own doing. And when he realizes he doesn't Want to be Hajime anymore, he's already stuck in the lie.

Mfs don't even call you boring anymore they just feed you to their black hole

I’m not in the community that posted this but if you’ve never tasted the bitter agony of searching for a pairing you’ve only just considered to find it’s like one dedicated author who has churned out like 69 slightly better than mediocre fics you don’t know what a rare pair is.

*crumbles up paper and throws it into the trash* man i dont know

if i was a famous musician i would schedule tour dates in los angeles and then cancel them last minute. and i would do that every single tour. the people of los angeles have had it too good for too long.

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

this is just what gerrymandering in the US looks like 

You do realise a LOT of french people will oppose that right ? Word of advice : leave the Bretons alone or be prepared for repercussions

the french will be completely fine with it stop being such a tightass

*driving in my smart car* Google glass, show me the nearest e-cig shop! *beeping sound* ugh no! Only show ones that accept Bitcoin!

this was considered an outlandish joke in 2014

"what would you do if AI went away tomorrow????"

idk, rejoice that we might get the good autocorrect back again?

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

Additional reminder that this kind of self censorship makes it harder for people to block content they do not want to see.

Do not relinquish the power of calling things what they are.

overstepping.

‘You better not be ninth doctor green screen lightning kill yourself when i get there’

Me:

Pet Collar Dividers 🐾

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"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world