oh fr? just like that?

every time my sideburns grow back i feel like That Fuck from The Conjuring

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

we have got to get americans healthcare

I’m not in the community that posted this but if you’ve never tasted the bitter agony of searching for a pairing you’ve only just considered to find it’s like one dedicated author who has churned out like 69 slightly better than mediocre fics you don’t know what a rare pair is.

quite frankly i didn't realize enough people still used wattpad for this to be that big of an issue

-Queer mario

etc

How do i stop watching this nightmare

Pro-censorship wattpad refugees drama is so funny to me because when I started using ao3 as a kid I was a devout mormon and I thought that reading anything even remotely pornagraphic was a sin and would ruin my life. So when I was 13 and found ao3 I went "oh awesome I found a fanfic website with a filtering system so I won't ever randomly stumble into porn. This is great! I was really worried about seeing something I didn't want to see on the other platforms." I didn't read any smut online until like three years later. If a mormon 13 year old can figure out 'don't like don't read' wattpad users can too cmon you guys i believe in you.

1. Why did the hoes only want his meat when he had bread?

2. Suppose he loses his bread. What happens to his meat?

3. Explain the significance of the boiling oil.

anyone know what's going on here

i think it has something to do with your hate for people with health conditions

which is disgusting

I need to go rub one out. *goes to my secret chamber where the walls are covered in tally marks and I erase one mark* *it is unclear what happens when they run out*

Weed strain called I Want You Forever

How do i stop watching this nightmare

statue of literally

Our grocery store has a Perishable Manager and a Non-Perishable Manager and I know it’s talking about the departments they oversee but really it seems like Seth may be mortal but David will never die

amen

install ghoul synonyms

ㅤ

Fly