Gets abducted by aliens and put in a zoo and slowly figures out how their language works and starts writing swear words on the glass when the alien children walk by
"adventurers are actually more scared of you than you are of them"
"he's literally just doing what an adventurer is supposed to do"
"do you think they think of us as Giant Adventurers?"
"do you know how many other creatures would be infesting our cave if there were no adventurers?"
"how would you like it if you were bumbling along on your little adventurer day, and some giant dragon thing squished you for the crime of being yourself?"
"y'know, so many dragons are grossed out by them, but i think they're fascinating! Did you know some adventurers form symbiotic relationships with small monsters? Some of them even do a simplified form of spellcraft! Like, with actual magic and everything!"
"Of course they are swarming your cave, you dolt! You captured a juvenile queen and took it home with you, what did you expect!?"
I've been fed, walked and watered and I've slept enough and been out of the internet and I'm doing crafts.
Why am I still angry.
I walked right into this one like a blind horse into a revolving door.
eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀
Oh what fun! Username Lotsofnumbers von Empty Blog wants to engage in good faith discourse and stimulating intellectual gamesmanship. Jeeves! Fetch me my typing gloves, the good ones with the lamb skin! And tell Baronness Widdershins that I shan't be attending the gala tonight!
Někdy přemýšlím nad tím když jsem tátovi řekla že jeho solární baterie píská, a když se zeptal bráchy tak brácha souhlasil, ale otec i macecha řekli že si vymýšlí jen proto že jsem to řekla jako první a oni ten zvuk neslyšeli.
Už pět let jsem tam nebyla. Snad to eventuálně nechali zkontrolovat.