Everything Must Go

I used to work at a sushi place, and we also served ramen there.

Customer: “I want to send my ramen back.”

Me: “What’s the issue you have with it, ma’am?”

Customer: “It’s got all this… junk in it!”

I look at her untouched bowl.

Me: “I’m not seeing anything out of the ordinary with your ramen bowl.”

Customer: “It doesn’t look anything like the ramen I get at Walmart! What’s with the egg? And all these veggies! And I didn’t want all that pork!”

Me: “Would… would you like a ramen bowl without any of those things?”

Customer: “Yes! Like a real ramen bowl! None of this extra junk!”

So, I took it back, and they made her a new ramen with only noodles. She was super happy with her $18 noodles and broth.