Unloading Bigotry Off The Shelves
I work at a warehouse that stocks for a major grocery store. It’s rural Idaho, so it’s not the most progressive place in the country. It’s Monday morning, and I’m scanning pallets when my coworker strolls up, grinning.
Coworker: “Yo, guess who I saw this weekend?”
Me: “No idea.”
Coworker: “You. Downtown. Holding hands.”
Me: “…Okay?”
Coworker: “With another dude.”
Me: “…oh.”
Coworker: *Louder now.* “Didn’t know we had that going on around here.”
A couple of heads turn from nearby stations.
Me: “It’s not really an announcement, [Coworker].”
Coworker: “Oh, come on. You were real public about it Saturday.”
Me: “Actually, I wasn’t. It was for a few seconds, when—”
Coworker: “—Yeah, well, some of us don’t want that shoved in our faces at work.”
Me: “You brought it up.”
Coworker: “I’m just saying, keep that to yourself here. Ain’t right, all them fa***ts.”
The conveyor hums. A pallet drops somewhere in the distance. Then I hear the sounds of a heavy-booted, large man barreling in. It’s the boss. He marches DIRECTLY up to [Coworker] and doesn’t give him a second to prepare himself as his booming voice starts shouting:
Boss: “The f*** did you just say?! If you can’t handle the Ls, Gs, Bs, Ts, or Qs, then all the letters I got left for ya is GTFO!”
Coworker: “Alright, geez! I was just sayin—”
Boss: “Didn’t you hear me? Grab your stuff.”
Coworker: “Wait, you’re firing me? Over that?!”
Boss: “D*** right I am. You were all set on making a scene this morning, so it looks like you got your wish. Get… out!”
Coworker swears and calls all of us degrading words, but he heads for the exit all the same. The boss turns to everyone, who are all now silently watching this spectacle.
Boss: “We do the job, we treat people right, and we mind our own business. Anyone who can’t manage that can follow him out the door.”
He nods once and heads back toward the office, and for the first time in my life, work feels like somewhere I don’t have to brace myself.



