what happened first for you
first kiss
first time ingesting alcohol (in a nonreligious context)
i haven’t done either
RIP Chidi Anagonye, you would've hated the new poll feature
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RIP Jason Mendoza, you would have loved bug race
RIP Eleanor Shellstrop, you would have loved making a penis.
RIP Tahani Al-Jamil, you would’ve been so annoyed at having to take a screenshot to show off which thing you voted for.
RIP Michael, you would have loved selectively giving polls to few users to cause chaos
RIP Janet. They would love help making all these polls for people to vote
Tumblr should never have given us polls. Everyday I have to see years-old polls cross my dash proudly proclaiming past-me's vote which I now disagree with. Let me change my vote!! I have rethought which Tetris piece is the sexiest.
Tumblr in a couple of days
We did it!! Your patient is healthy!!!!
i love that tumblr uses polls for stuff like this
rule #1 of tumblr polls is NEVER include a joke option if you don't want it to win by a landslide because tumblr users have one committed relationship in their lives and it's to the bit
The census are done and the people have spoken 
adding polls to tumblr was genuinely the best thing they done in the past decade or so like. bitches do love clicking on buttons. any time a poll is on my dash no matter what it is or even if i know nothin bout it i am clicking that thing.
You wake up in the body of Kitty Bennet at the beginning of Pride & Prejudice, with all your knowledge of the plot. You have no idea how long you will be trapped (maybe forever!) What is your top priority?
As Kitty Bennet, you try to....
Steal Mr. Darcy for yourself
Steal Mr. Bingley for yourself
Steal Mr. Collins for yourself
Save Lydia/Retribution for Wickham
Get Mary Bennet and Mr. Collins together
Retribution for Caroline
Convince your parents to fake a pregnancy and steal a baby boy, ending the entai
Just let the novel play out as written and see what happens at the end
Something else (tell me in the tags)
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