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Cover of UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO, as drawn by @insecateur and laid out/lettered by @subvertebra. A digital full-color illustration of two men in 1820s fashion standing in front of a dark green patterned background. The man on the left is wearing a grey frock coat, the man on the right is wearing a deep purple frock coat and has lifted his hand to grasp the other man's elbow. The man in the purple coat is fat, with the edge of his double chin visible at the top of the cover above the white cloth of his shirt collar. He is wearing a gold signet ring on his little finger. The title of the book is hand lettered in a sparkly golden font that frames the upraised hand.ALT
Cover of UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO, as drawn by @insecateur and laid out by @subvertebra. On top of the same dark green wallpaper background is a full-color digital illustration of a series of repeating lemon and blue anthered potato flowers on vines, with a large black text box in the middle of the image framed with gold filigree. On the inside of the text box is the summary as written in the text of the post below.ALT
On top of the same dark green wallpaper background from the front and back cover is text reading "Un Caso Assai Bizzarro Pre-Orders" and then the digital illustrations of the lemon and potato flowers from the back cover. Further text says: "EPub/PDF: 5€, Print and EPub/PDF: 15€". Finally, "Pre-Orders begin: 11 Jan. Full Release: 15 March."ALT

NOW FOR PRE-ORDER: UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO BY J. PHAEDRUS

Don Magnifico, Baron of Montefiascone, has drunk his stepdaughter’s inheritance and gambled away her dowry, treated her as his servant for twenty years, and now whether he likes it or not, Cenerentola—Angelina—is the Princess of Salerno. In a single strange day, a valet became a prince while a prince became a groom, a servant became a princess, a baron became a cellarman, and somehow true love won in the end.

Goodness has triumphed, pride has fallen, and in the aftermath of all these strange reversals of fortune, everyone must put their lives back together. The princess might have forgiven her family their neglect, but the prince hasn’t: debts remain unpaid, apologies unmade, and questions unanswered. To win back any degree of respect, Don Magnifico will have to humble himself and accept the consequences of his actions.

And despite that, Dandini the valet wants to marry the baron. Don Magnifico wants to marry the valet.

Un caso assai bizzarro—a most bizarre case.

Do you like OPERA? Do you like OLD MAN YAOI? Do you like ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION? Do you like GENDER? Do you like THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN? Do you like SURPRISE LESBIANS? Do you like GETTING FUCKED COULD FIX HIM?

✨✨✨Then I wrote a book for you! ✨✨✨

Based on La Cenerentola, Rossini’s Cinderella opera, UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO is my first novel, illustrated by the incredible @insecateur and laid out (with hand lettering for the title!) by the inimitable @subvertebra. It’s beefy, clocking in at over 300pgs and a whopping 24% smut by volume.

This thing has been a labor of love from its first nascent imaginings as a fic submission for Old Man Yaoi Zine vol. 2 (and you can read that original fic here!) to the final product. It comes complete in three acts with illustrations, an academic foreword, and some of the nichest opera jokes I’ve ever put to the page (keep an eye on those running headers in act 2…).

Pre-orders are available via form RIGHT NOW!!!, with full release coming in March.

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malcolm-f-tucker

Anonymous asked:

Have you ever had jury duty?

* yes, I’ve had it and been sequestered

* yes I’ve had it but I haven’t been sequestered

* I’ve been called for it but I was never assigned to a trial

* I’ve never been called for jury duty (even though I’m eligible)

* not eligible for jury duty/my country doesn’t have jury duty

* it’s complicated

* see results

apolladay answered:


Have you ever had jury duty?

yes, I’ve had it and been sequestered

yes I’ve had it but I haven’t been sequestered

I’ve been called for it but I was never assigned to a trial

I’ve never been called for jury duty (even though I’m eligible)

not eligible for jury duty/my country doesn’t have jury duty

it’s complicated

see results

got called but i was living in germany and we had to go through a whole rigamarole to try to get me out of it bc i had no real way to reach them and they were like “you have to be there” and i was like “i LIVE IN GERMANY”
malcolm-f-tucker
godlessondheimite

jeff goldblum is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s jewish. nathan lane is the type of guy who gets mistaken for jewish because he’s gay. stanley tucci is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s a mild-mannered italian, which is jewish. seth meyers gets mistaken for jewish because of everything about him. zachary levi gets mistaken for jewish because everyone wants him dead. tom cruise gets mistaken for gay because he is.

themattyrn

To not mention gianmarco soresi in this is crazy

godlessondheimite

i limited it to people who are actually famous

batbetbitbotbut
scribefindegil

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

astriiformes

Since tumblr is rightfully loving this one, I feel obligated to mention that I ran into the same guy again on the last day of the convention and told him Scribe was really entertained by this, and he said that the night before he'd also really gotten one of the hotel waitresses, who informed him he could take a seat wherever and he replied "Oh, no thanks, I brought my own"

stabbyhobbit
phleb0tomist

something something that quote about how much of gender presentation is made of one’s mannerisms and one’s walk and how much disability inhibits or totally disallows that, rendering you forcibly genderless in presentation. something something the fact that disabled adults are so frequently infantilised and framed as sexless and unfuckable. something something “you can’t be trans/gay AND disabled”. something something being stripped of your adult, gendered, sexual identity as a disabled person.

dragontamer75
nalivaa

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

lelouch

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

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