This is relevant once again. I apologize if you are a real human getting blocked/reported.
fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat
special defense
does this count as anything ???is this art
im capping it at 59k notes. thats it. shows over everybody
Man I wish it was easier to figure out what cats want. They're so mysterious
[image description: two photos of a calico cat chewing on the top of a container of cat treats, for some unknowable reason.]
[image description addendum: the container is labeled with the word “Temptations.” There is also text on the container labeling the treats “catnip fever,” containing chicken, catnip, and cheese.]
This sucks so bad I am going to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] commit an act of hubris we may not survive
if you open your wallet upside-down while boarding a bus it will release all your money/bank cards/IDs/driving licence etc. this can be handy if you are trying to rid yourself of all worldly possessions
i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch
impastopesto