[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!
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ALTi love shipping magazines and i especially love them when they sound like they were written by a mildly aggravated cargo ship
usual massage therapist wasn't available so i tried out a new person, and friends i think i have been treated by. a witch.
"do you get ringing in your ears sometimes?" "y-yeah. sometimes." "yeah, i would have been surprised if you didn't. the [muscle i do not remember the name of] here is like touching a guitar string."
"have you ever experienced whiplash? not recently, but in the past?" me, forgot about it since it was literal years ago and thus didn't mention it on my intake form: "...yes?" "okay, i thought so."
"are you a side sleeper?" "yes, i am" "on your right side?" "yes" "you really curl up, too, huh?" "y-yes."
me beneath the relaxation the whole time:
settling down to to go to sleep and haunted by the fact that massage witch already knows how i'm going to be laying
Obviously the correct answer here is the relic of St. Thomas Aquinas's head (or at least one of the two skulls alleged to belong to him, there evidently being a certain amount of drama in the pope fandom about which contender is The One True Skull, as it is obvious that St. Thomas Aquinas did not in fact have two heads). This gave us the below picture, from when it was being transported to Fossanova Abbey for the 750th anniversary of his death:
Just out. In the car for a ride. With my ol' buddy ol' pal in the passenger seat, The Motherfucking Skull * Of St. Thomas Aquinas, Esteemed Medieval Catholic Philosopher. As one does.
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*Assuming it is in fact his real skull, and not that of a scurrilous impostor. Slander and calumny!
(For the record, that is a monstrance, i.e. transparent display reliquary. Must say I am also personally fond of the foot, though the hand does kind of look like the Infinity Gauntlet. PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER.)